I scan the wall. It’s lined with light bulbs between the rows of magazines, like on a marquee. My eyes land on one of the glossy covers. A woman faces out. She has sandy hair to her shoulders. Her green eyes flash. Her teeth gleam in a broad smile, perfect. She looks like Olivia Newton John.
Fear Boners And Hyborian B-Movie Hell: Sexual And Gubernatorial Awakenings In The Trailer For “Red Sonja”
In which Lauren Traetto of Vouched Books and FANZINE and Casey Childers of WRITE CLUB San Francisco review the trailer for Red Sonja.
I say unto you, Happiness is the Truth and the Truth is Happiness.
The last song I remember to go on at such length about a surfboard was on Weezer’s first album, and there’s some other stuff in there that is weird, but I actually can’t pull the video up and watch it right now as I am at work and if I YouTube it, I absolutely will involuntarily stick my hand down the front of my pants.
Also, they were ducks. The monster. The doctor. All of them. People-sized ducks, actually. Except the Igor one. He was just a normal mallard. But in a burlap tunic. With a hunchback.
Myke Johns and Nick Tecosky are the producers of WRITE CLUB Atlanta. In an ill-conceived bid to remain hip and relevant and also to vent their anger and bile at […]
Scene Missing Episode 21 — Terra Elan McVoy, Annalise Kaylor, Ben Arnold, Tony Jenkins, Rob HaZe, Hilary Kelley, Ellaree Yeagley
It’s our show about John Hughes movies! Jason is joined by Scene Missing performer Ben Arnold to showcase audio from our January 22nd show at the Highland Ballroom! Dear Mr. […]
Anatomically Correct ALFs In White Cotton Panties: What Happened When I Decided To Build My Own Boyfriend
This final insult convinced me to create my own partner before the inefficiency of modern dating led me down a one-way street to spinsterhood.
Woodward and Bernstein? All they did was take down a president. I just improved my morning commute.