Interview with Jason Kottke • Professional Blogger
SM: How do you usually act when you find yourself speaking to a representative of your local law enforcement? JK: I’ve never been a..
SM: Where do you look to for relief from emotional distress? JL: My life is fairly free of major strife and conflict, so emotional distress..
SM: How do you usually act when you find yourself speaking to a representative of your local law enforcement? JK: I’ve never been a..
SM: When we say the word “languid”, what does it make you think of? SF: Fluid language. Then I think of a flaccid penis. SM:..
SM: In your calmest moments, what is usually the first thing you want to know about your surrounding environment? ED: Is there anything to..
SM: Please describe the way you dance to someone who’s never seen it. PH: Complete Spinal Liquidation. This sets in slowly, with an..
SM: Please recommend a phrase to mutter under one’s breath, moments after running out of bullets, crouched behind a rock, hearing the..
SM: What two elements would you recommend we combine to feed men in order to make them speak to animals? CM: Humility and Acorns. SM: C.S...
SM: Please describe the way you dance to someone who’s never seen it. BM: If you can imagine a sea lion choking and on fire. Only..
SM: If scarecrows are for scaring crows, what scares the scarecrows? CMCI: Pteradactyls SM: Barring yourself, what’s the best thing..
SM: Please describe your most recent brush with danger. PW: Driving in LA traffic last week. They like to honk. LA drivers tend to view..
SM: Barring an airplane, when was the last time you spent an extended period of time at a high altitude? JR: Last summer. I went on a hot..
SM: How would you recommend we recognize you in the afterlife? EB: If i’m in heaven I’ll be with my family and my dogs. If i’m in..
GD: Glenn Donaldson DQ: Donovan Quinn SM: If you were to bury something under a thick layer of ice, what would you likely be trying to..
SM: Please describe an impressionable moment involving a body of water, be it lake, river or ocean. DKD: I almost drowned in the Pacific..
SM: If you were to illustrate a river with a secret in it, what would you be sure to include in the drawing? AMP: Phantasmagoric machines..