May 2006

This was supposed to be Abraham Lincoln punching a tiger in the face, but the next thing I knew I was drawing a pig getting the drop on ole’ honest Abe. The fact that Lincoln is wearing some sort of robe is due to the fact that it’s Lincoln’s ghost, and not to the fact [...]

My mother called me to say she found two dead baby rabbits scattered in the field in front of our house. On further investigation, it was determined that crows were the culprit. Now that they have decided to cast their shadow on our front yard, no tender thing is safe. Here is a skeleton singing [...]

This is the delirium tremens rooster. My great uncle told me a story once about how he was sent to the mental hospital for severe alcohol dependence, and the withdrawal nearly killed him. As his body worked through it, he had a hallucination that a rooster was riding in circles on a bicycle around his [...]

This is a joke I’ve been making about my birthday, which is on Friday. Except I’ve noticed that whenever I make this joke around girls, they get this uneasy look, like maybe on my birthday I’m actually going to go “make-out crazy” like the cookie monster for cookies, or should I say, “cookies”. Don’t worry, [...]

This is a cowboy, riding a manatee around like a horse. The manatee’s head had to be redrawn, the first version was drawn with an eye patch, a smaller cowboy hat and a shining, glowing red nose for some reason. The final result was unspeakably sinister. I like the cowboy for the most part, I [...]