Tornado Season: Candy Stipe
This is Michael Stipe, of R.E.M. fame, flying around Athens, Georgia and dispensing candy to hipsters and non-hipsters alike. You can tell..
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Tornado Season: New Pants
It’s true, you know. Actually, the cat looks sort of horrified and surprised about his new pants. Please do not be alarmed about his..
Tornado Season: Banjo Playing Bears
This is one of the time travelling bears from the Feather King series of artwork, in this case he is considering a feather dropped from a..
The Tiger
God made the birds But the birds Made the tigers Did you know that? They lined us up On the jungle floor They said We made your eyes deep..
Tornado Season: Starling
Over the last week or so, an unanswerable question has been popping up in my head like a song. It’s a big non sequitur from my usual..
Tornado Season: Abe Fight
This was supposed to be Abraham Lincoln punching a tiger in the face, but the next thing I knew I was drawing a pig getting the drop on..
Tornado Season: Dog Who Guards The Door
This is the dog who guards the door, and the elephant’s grave. Or should I say, tiny elephant’s grave. Looks like the elephant..
Tornado Season: Baby Rabbits
My mother called me to say she found two dead baby rabbits scattered in the field in front of our house. On further investigation, it was..
The Salesman
The salesman On the stairway Looks up to see Nude women In the window Their skin is pink His tongue is pink He is afraid He may never speak..
Tornado Season: DT Rooster
This is the delirium tremens rooster. My great uncle told me a story once about how he was sent to the mental hospital for severe alcohol..
County Fair
I walked With a friend Who died Through The county fair In a dream Many years ago The eye Could not rest On any one thing I saw the ferris..
Holding Hands At Best
As one day Changes vases for its flowers Another lays a dress The first will keep the vases The last will wear its final rest Both are..
At His Feet The Drunks Of Love
My soul was sleeping In the milk, I yelled at him To breathe His face as white As the moon, Like the mayor Drunk at noon, Blowing kisses At..
Tornado Season: Birthday Joke
This is a joke I’ve been making about my birthday, which is on Friday. Except I’ve noticed that whenever I make this joke..
Tornado Season: Sad Pigs
This is the king of sad pigs. I like his curly tail. I’m not sure how he walks around on those legs, they don’t seem to be..
Tornado Season: Cowboy
This is a cowboy, riding a manatee around like a horse. The manatee’s head had to be redrawn, the first version was drawn with an eye..
Tornado Season: Me And A Donkey
This is a drawing of me and a donkey floating around a river on a coffin. This was an image I spent a lot of time thinking about when I got..
