June 2006

This is a reference to a conversation I had a week ago with my roommate Merritt: Merritt: It’s hot. Me: We should get some cold frosty drinks. Merritt: Yes, we should. Me: Where’s got slush puppies? Merritt: Did you just say, ‘Where’s got slush puppies?’ Me: Yes. So I was raised in the country. Don’t [...]

The last time I went to Six Flags, they had employees dressed up as Justice League characters walking around the park. When my friend Mike and I saw Batman and Robin, we decided it would rock if we had photos taken of us fighting them. So I go up to Robin, and I’m like,”Would it [...]

Drawn on a bar napkin, two rum and cokes (a piratical drink in and of itself) into the evening, not wanting to go back into the gritty humid night but wanting to smoke a cigarette.

C.S. Lewis is distracted by a hand puppet while a second hand puppet steals his wallet. Not many scholars are aware that this experience directly influenced his classic works “The Problem of Pain” & “A Grief Observed” as well as “Surprised By Joy (And To A Lesser Extent, Evil Puppets)”. I am getting better at [...]

The cat, the canary, their floating box and the rapidly approaching wave are destined to collide eventually. The first few waves I drew looked like big cartoon glove hands at best, and big sticks of broccoli exuding a sense of menace at worst. I like this third wave the best. Why doesn’t the canary fly [...]

This is me asking the eye of God why my shoes won’t stay tied, because they won’t, and I want answers. The eye of God looks like a flying porcupine, which may be why the answer is withheld. Wouldn’t that be cool, though, if there was a flying porcupine that people could yell questions at? [...]