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Tornado Season: Fog Of Sleep

Here we have two people falling out of trapdoors into the fog of sleep. I like the bird on the left, but what was supposed to be a hungry..

June 30, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Bear In Glasses

Is this bear in glasses throwing a bunch of string on a cowboy? Is he hugging a ghost over brambles? Whatever is going on, some sort of..

June 28, 2006 with 0 Comments

Cellphone Camera & Haiku Retrospective Masterpiece Anthology Collection Volume I, Edition IV

by the time it rained we knew that the magician had finished his tricks

June 27, 2006 with 0 Comments

Cellphone Camera & Haiku Retrospective Masterpiece Anthology Collection Volume I, Edition III

between you and me and the airplane we’re all as fragile as paper

June 26, 2006 with 0 Comments

Cellphone Camera & Haiku Retrospective Masterpiece Anthology Collection Volume I, Edition II

cinders in your eyes my mother said on the train they’ll burn and blind you

June 23, 2006 with 0 Comments

Cellphone Camera & Haiku Retrospective Masterpiece Anthology Collection Volume I, Edition I

grandfather played pool passing the salt his hands shook but stilled for the cue

June 22, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Slush Puppies

This is a reference to a conversation I had a week ago with my roommate Merritt: Merritt: It’s hot. Me: We should get some cold..

June 21, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Lucky Star

Is it true that, when no one else is around, 90% of astronomers listen to Madonna’s “Lucky Star” while mapping the..

June 19, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Six Flags

The last time I went to Six Flags, they had employees dressed up as Justice League characters walking around the park. When my friend Mike..

June 16, 2006 with 0 Comments

Cut the Shoulder Opposite

The jungle is full The jungle is full Of animals I was You cut my shoulder In 1978 You wrote my name In my blood On the flat side Of your..

June 15, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Humid Night

Drawn on a bar napkin, two rum and cokes (a piratical drink in and of itself) into the evening, not wanting to go back into the gritty..

June 14, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Donkey Headed Boy

This is a donkey headed boy, as in “I feel like a”. You ever wake up feeling stubborn and mistaken? That’s a carrot..

June 12, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Distract C.S. Lewis

C.S. Lewis is distracted by a hand puppet while a second hand puppet steals his wallet. Not many scholars are aware that this experience..

June 9, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Old Prospector

This is something I drew earlier in the year after a breakup. I like the flames on the words. I still think it’s funny, but it makes..

June 6, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: The First Few Waves

The cat, the canary, their floating box and the rapidly approaching wave are destined to collide eventually. The first few waves I drew..

June 5, 2006 with 0 Comments

Adam’s Rib

Adam’s rib Was found Under a chair In a diner By a couple of kids They walk by a fence Tap the rib On every wooden board Tap Tap Tap..

June 2, 2006 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Eye Of God

This is me asking the eye of God why my shoes won’t stay tied, because they won’t, and I want answers. The eye of God looks..

June 1, 2006 with 0 Comments
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