July 2006

Eighteen Hundred Questions

July 31, 2006

in which I attempt to answer all 1,800 questions in the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” Pg 73 Q: How do you organize and plan for major projects? A: When I was a senior in high school I stopped bringing books to school midway through the year. I remember feeling a mildly pleasant surprise [...]

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Eighteen Hundred Questions

July 26, 2006

in which I attempt to answer all 1,800 questions in the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” pg.159 Q: What software-presentation packages do you use? A: When I see a power point presentation, I start to do this breathing thing from when I was a kid in which my breath goes slow and deep accompanied [...]

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Eighteen Hundred Questions

July 25, 2006

in which I attempt to answer all 1,800 questions in the  “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” pg. 160 Q: How good a communicator are you? A: There’s this song by Morphine called “The Other Side”. Whenever I hear it I think about two people by a river frantically stacking stones and throwing graveyard dirt [...]

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Tornado Season: Fat Van Morrison

July 11, 2006

Jesus, just look at this. I absolutely can not draw. This is supposed to be a modern drawing of Van Morrison, of “Brown Eyed Girl” and “Astral Weeks” fame. I dated a girl in high school who left me after prom to fly to a Van Morrison concert. The thing is, now he’s fat and [...]

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Tornado Season: Sleep Detective

July 10, 2006

This is a dream I had two nights ago on my couch, the place I prefer to nap in the afternoon, as it seems to deliver the most vivid dreams. In this dream, I was a detective (that’s me in the hat!) investigating a sect of super intelligent preacher babies who could talk and gave [...]

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Tornado Season: Humpty Dance

July 7, 2006

This is Humpty Hump, from Digital Underground, also known as Shock G, of “The Humpty Dance” fame. In my attempt to draw his lavish fur coat, over sized fake nose and tendency to “drink up all the Hennessy you’ve got on your shelf”, it seems that I’ve managed to draw some Russian guy instead. The [...]

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Donkeys Hate Blood

July 5, 2006

Did you know that donkeys hate the sight of blood? They really don’t like it. Have you ever seen a vampire riding around on a donkey? No, you haven’t. Seriously, though, don’t come around a donkey with blood on you. They will try to murder you with their hooves, which is strange, because that will [...]

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Cellphone Camera & Haiku Retrospective Masterpiece Anthology Collection Volume I, Edition V

July 3, 2006

“Dogs were everywhere”, I said to you on the phone, “even in my dreams.”

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