August 2006

Eighteen Hundred Questions

August 30, 2006

in which new answers are given to questions from the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” and other sources. pg.83 Q: What accomplishment is your greatest source of pride? A: I was eating shortening bread with a group of people and it occurred to me to mention that mama’s little baby might like to have [...]

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And Look Here

August 29, 2006

And look here is my great grandfather pushing a block of ice into the house before refrigerators grass stung his feet like it stings mine even grass has a predecessor and look here are popsicles twenty four in white bags I hid them in the grass to fool his ghost I said ‘can you take [...]

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Eighteen Hundred Questions

August 28, 2006

in which new answers are given to questions from the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” and other sources. pg.84 Q: What’s your greatest achievement to date? A: We stacked garbage in the kitchen in the shape of a trashcan, five feet away from an actual trashcan. We got a free washer and dryer from [...]

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Tornado Season: Wealthy Puppy

August 25, 2006

Yesterday I thought it would be funny to draw a puppy in a top hat, but now that I look at it, I’m not laughing. How did this thing turn out so sinister? Also- what if every time there was a car accident the two cars merged into one awesome car and the drivers had [...]

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Tornado Season: Go Away Couch

August 24, 2006

My friend moved to San Diego a month ago, before she left she asked me if I wanted her couch. “Ok, sure.” I said. “You definitely want it?” she asked. “Yes, yes, a couch, of course I want it.” I said back. So imagine my surprise when she called me one rainy hung-over morning to [...]

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Eighteen Hundred Questions

August 23, 2006

in which new answers are given to questions from the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” and other sources. pg.51 Q: Have you ever been fired or asked to resign? A: I was fired from a Subway restaurant in Statesboro Georgia. I only lived there for three months. The first girl I met when I [...]

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Eighteen Hundred Questions

August 22, 2006

in which new answers are given to questions from the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” and other sources. Special Guest Questions: The IRS F.A.Q. for general procedures. Q: What are the new changes for 2005? A: In 2003 I rented a house that was still attached to an abandoned greenhouse and flower shop with [...]

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Tornado Season: Sick Garfield

August 18, 2006

Garfield looks sick, doesn’t he? You know why? He’s dead. That creature he’s riding around on is the ferryman between the land of the living and the land of the dead. I wonder sometimes if we get to choose who we’ll see when we are led across borderlands between this life and the next. I [...]

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Eighteen Hundred Questions

August 17, 2006

in which I attempt to answer all 1,800 questions in the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” pg. 278 Q: Are you familiar with our books? My great-grandmother wrapped the ice in a washcloth and took it out to the back porch, next to the pecans in the paper bags. She took a wooden handled [...]

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Tornado Season: Scrooge McDuck

August 16, 2006

Today I felt like drawing Scrooge McDuck. Maybe this is because I only have $7.90 in my bank account today. It is a sad day to not be a wealthy cartoon duck. I guess if he was a real person his name would be Scrooge McHuman. He looks like he really wants that dollar. That’s [...]

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Eighteen Hundred Questions

August 15, 2006

in which I attempt to answer all 1,800 questions in the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” pg. 289 Q: Tell me about a time when you were able to learn a difficult concept without the direction of another person. A: When I was little, my mom took me on her date with a bearded [...]

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Eighteen Hundred Questions

August 7, 2006

in which I attempt to answer all 1,800 questions in the “Adams Job Interview Almanac Second Edition” Pg 74 Q: Describe a time when you acted on someone’s suggestion. A: In Augusta, GA, my friend Matt Randall used to dip his french fries in the cole slaw at this fried chicken restaurant down the street [...]

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Tornado Season: Cat Party

August 4, 2006

My roommate Merritt is really disturbed by this idea I came up with: Cat Party. Basically, you have to bring a cat to the party, and if you want to drink, or even have a bottle in your hand, you have to be holding a cat. It doesn’t have to be the cat you brought [...]

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