Tornado Season: No Political
In early summer of this year I went to a college graduation ceremony at which a minister and civil rights activist was giving the..
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Ink Blot: Pelvic Bone
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot is a pelvic bone...
Two Stories I Think About
1. A man and a woman are next to a river. A devil in a suit made of ash and soot dances through the trees toward them. The woman carves..
Tornado Season: Octopus
Sunday night I dreamt of an octopus with glowing colored suckers on it’s tentacles wrapped around my shoelaces. My friend Matt showed..
The Crows Of The Ocean
you and I the crows of the ocean sang songs of devotion then folded our wings but you and I missed the split in the sky that told us the..
5 Things I Was Wearing In My Dream Last Night
1. Suit Pants & Black Belt. 2. Pressed White Dress Shirt. 3. Suspenders. 4. Polished black shoes. 5. Gigantic white wings that..
Ink Blot: Twin Sisters
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. I see two identical twin sisters lying in a..
Tornado Season: Awesome Bird Costume
Sometimes when I am walking downtown, and I see people in their polished shoes and crisp shirts and gorgeous dresses, eating on the..
Three Things From My Dream Last Night And The Real Life Counterpart That Likely Inspired It
1. A magic trick involving heated coins glued together on a piece of wood. A. An episode of Mythbusters in which they tried to build a..
Four Things I Did To Your Cat
1.Renamed him “Mr.Sparkles”, even though you called him Aspen. 2.Trapped him under the chair and announced he was in “Mew..
Ink Blot: Pippi Longstocking
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. I want to say Pippi Longstocking, but I see..
Tornado Season: Pizzazz!
Four years ago I was hung-over in an Olive Garden, sitting under some corporate art of a vineyard. This kid a few tables over yelled..
Hello, Hello: The 5 Things I Remember About The Old Woman Who Died Of A Heart Attack In The Lake House When I Was A Kid
1. She was sputtering and coughing in the living room, a lonely old piece of white fabric spinning into itself, wrapping it’s edges..
Sleep Lightly: Five Eccentricities of An Old Roommate Of Mine
1. Slept naked and drunk on the living room couch in the afternoons, on being asked to clothe himself, placed pillow strategically over..
Ink Blot: Roosters.
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. I see two roosters looking up at the trees,..
