Ink Blot: Holiday List
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. Due to the lack of lists over the holiday..
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Six Things The Moon Was
1. a button tucked in my pocket. 2. the edge of an eye above. 3. making a tired old circle. 4. my friend from a long time ago. 5. not..
Ink Blot: Kick Ass Dragon Face
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot is a man flexing..
Tornado Season: Snowman Overstays His Welcome
My roommate made a snowman out of paper mache and chicken wire, for a Christmas parade. But the snowman didn’t work out so well, so..
5 Things Life Is Like
1.Like I fell asleep on a boat and now I’ve run aground and hey where’s my boat? So then I get a job selling coconuts on a..
Ink Blot: Two Ducks On The Case
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s ink blot is two ducks..
Tornado Season: Devil On The Beach
This is a quick little drawing of Saturday night’s dream. I was vacationing on a tropical island under a perpetual thunderstorm. The..
11 Frequently Asked Questions About The New Book Of Photos From Scene Missing Magazine: Bulls Under Water
1. How big is it? 73 pages or so, as high as a small baby and as thick as one of those Ipods you kids are always going on about. 2. How..
Places Or Circumstances In Which I Drank Beer At A Frat Party Circa.1998
1. At the bottom of a staircase through a ten-foot funnel. 2. Next to a guy in a Singled Out T-shirt. 3. In a pair of oversized baggy pants..
Ink Blot: Two Headed Snake
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot is a pair of hands..
Tornado Season: BattleAxe
My great grandfather (my grandfather’s father on my mother’s side) was an obsessive photographer. He filled stacks of albums..
She Wore Bones: Five Things About The Witch I Envisioned Whenever I Heard “Maneater” by Hall & Oates in My Mom’s Datsun When I Was A Kid
1. She lived in a cave with moss and vines over the entrance. 2. She wore bones, presumably from the men she had eaten. 3. Her black hair..
6 Things About The Biggest Cemetery In My Hometown
1. A Russian witch who performed for kings and presidents is buried there. If your shadow falls on her grave at twilight, you will die...
