Tornado Season: Cat Fight
My girlfriend and I make jokes about her spoiled cat being the king of beasts. He has his own pillow in his own chair, and he can often be..
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Ink Blot: Lamb
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s Ink Blot is a lamb, on..
4 Alternate Titles For The Fifth Season of Quantum Leap, Now On DVD
1. Completely Preposterous 2. Hard On For The Past 3. Hologram In Your Mom’s Jacket 4. Star Wars Lists ForeverIs Supposed To Update..
Ink Blot: Rabbit
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. Without a doubt, this week’s inkblot..
Tornado Season: No Soap
A joke that my friend Heather tells, for which the punch-line is understood by her and her alone, illustrated: A Rhinoceros and a Hippo are..
Four Fights In History And Their Outcomes
1. Ben Franklin Vs. Count Chocula: Count Chocula refuses to come out of chocolaty castle and fight Ben Franklin; Franklin rides a kite up..
Ink Blot: Nothing To See Here
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. For the first time since I started this..
Tornado Season: Dinosaur Salesman
This is a dinosaur salesman I drew on a post it while I was waiting for god damned 5:30 pm to arrive on a Thursday afternoon in an office..
Ink Blot: Pig On The Run
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot is a pig on the..
Tornado Season: French Cat
I’m not saying that I gave a French nickname to my girlfriend’s cat, (PauPau, pronounced powpow) and imagined him in a beret...
3 Pros And 2 Cons Of Living In The Little Green House Circa. 1983
Pros 1. Big yellow wading pool full of garden hose water. 2. Close proximity to grandmother’s house. 3. Black and white television in..
Five Attendees Of My Front Yard Badminton Matches, Circa 1993
1. Heywood, my lanky friend with the chain-smoking parents and the mean Chow dogs. 2. Shannon, my friend from down the street with the bowl..
Ink Blot: Two Swimmers
In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. Today’s ink blot is two swimmers..
Tornado Season: Grrarr!
I have a funny relationship with the word (or exclamatory phrase) “Grrarr!” I like to type it into search engines or photo..
