January 2007

Ink Blot: Lamb

January 31, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s Ink Blot is a lamb, on whose face rests a very grave and serious expression. Someone has painted ornamental signs and symbols on either side of his nose. Will you stand in his way?

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Tornado Season: Cat Fight

January 30, 2007

My girlfriend and I make jokes about her spoiled cat being the king of beasts. He has his own pillow in his own chair, and he can often be seen in a new sparkly collar. My friend Mike’s cat, on the other hand, is not spoiled. He made a little graveyard under the house of [...]

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4 Alternate Titles For The Fifth Season of Quantum Leap, Now On DVD

January 26, 2007

1. Completely Preposterous 2. Hard On For The Past 3. Hologram In Your Mom’s Jacket 4. Star Wars Lists ForeverIs Supposed To Update Mondays & Fridays.

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Ink Blot: Rabbit

January 24, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. Without a doubt, this week’s inkblot is a close up of a rabbit’s face, as he looks you right in the eye. You are, of course, lying on the ground in the forest. Who put you there? Maybe the devil was riding [...]

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Tornado Season: No Soap

January 23, 2007

A joke that my friend Heather tells, for which the punch-line is understood by her and her alone, illustrated: A Rhinoceros and a Hippo are in the bathtub together. The Rhinoceros turns to the Hippo and says, “No soap, radiope!” Tornado Season updates Tuesdays.

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Four Fights In History And Their Outcomes

January 19, 2007

1. Ben Franklin Vs. Count Chocula: Count Chocula refuses to come out of chocolaty castle and fight Ben Franklin; Franklin rides a kite up to Chocula’s windows and boxes his ears. 2. Lincoln vs. New Wave Music: New Wave Music knocks Lincoln’s top hat off in an act of provocation. Lincoln grabs New Wave’s Music’s [...]

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Ink Blot: Nothing To See Here

January 17, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. For the first time since I started this project, I can’t see anything in the ink blot. I sort of see two women on the side there, lying on a beach. But I have to strain to make even that out. What [...]

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Tornado Season: Dinosaur Salesman

January 16, 2007

This is a dinosaur salesman I drew on a post it while I was waiting for god damned 5:30 pm to arrive on a Thursday afternoon in an office full of ladies in sparkly sequined shirts talking loudly about SALES and HOW TO MAKE SALES and SALES REPORTS. Tornado Season updates Tuesdays.

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Ink Blot: Pig On The Run

January 10, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot is a pig on the run, with some birds circling the sky above him. Of course, knowing the world the way we do, we all know that an escaped pig never gets far. Maybe this time?

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Tornado Season: French Cat

January 9, 2007

I’m not saying that I gave a French nickname to my girlfriend’s cat, (PauPau, pronounced powpow) and imagined him in a beret. No, I am certainly not saying that, at all. Tornado Season updates Tuesdays.

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3 Pros And 2 Cons Of Living In The Little Green House Circa. 1983

January 9, 2007

Pros 1. Big yellow wading pool full of garden hose water. 2. Close proximity to grandmother’s house. 3. Black and white television in the living room for Scooby-Doo at 4pm, color TV in the main bedroom for He-Man at 4:30. Cons 1. Two big neighborhood dogs that chased me around. 2. The vampire who came [...]

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Five Attendees Of My Front Yard Badminton Matches, Circa 1993

January 5, 2007

1. Heywood, my lanky friend with the chain-smoking parents and the mean Chow dogs. 2. Shannon, my friend from down the street with the bowl haircut and the poster from his girlfriend with the lyrics to “When a man loves a woman” written in glitter on it. 3. Walter, my friend from the other end [...]

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Ink Blot: Two Swimmers

January 3, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. Today’s ink blot is two swimmers approaching a gigantic Voltron/Galactus style robot’s head sticking out of the sea, his titanium feet firmly planted on the bottom of the ocean, no doubt. He looks like he’s frowning. I wonder why anybody would program [...]

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Tornado Season: Grrarr!

January 2, 2007

I have a funny relationship with the word (or exclamatory phrase) “Grrarr!” I like to type it into search engines or photo sharing websites with variations on the placement of the letter R, because you get new results every time (grrarr, grarrr, grar!). Tornado Season updates Tuesdays.

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