February 2007

Ink Blot: Roosters In Love

February 28, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot: I’m not proud of what I see, but I can’t deny it. I see two roosters giving each other valentines. This does not make me any less of a man.

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Review: Amazon Unbox Video Download Service

February 26, 2007

If you are my girlfriend, you know that I’ve been trying to put an episode of Veronica Mars on my phone for several months now. This is because my phone can play videos, and because I like the idea of a show about a plucky girl detective being magically in my pocket. If you are [...]

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Acronyms, for the Internet (or, AFTI)

February 23, 2007

Fridays. DYCDMT- Dude, Your Cat Did My Taxes SIRYCTP- Sorry I Ruined Your Cousin’s Tea Party TYHOFTKOC – Take Your Hat Off For The King Of Crows LUYDIITT- Look Up! Your Dad Is In That Tree.

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Ink Blot: Two Brothers

February 21, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot: Two brothers look up at the sky at approaching thunderclouds, below which sits their house.

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Tornado Season: For Elephant

February 20, 2007

Ship, for elephant. Tornado Season updates Tuesdays.

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5 Things The Billy Idol Song “Eyes Without A Face” Makes Me Think Of:

February 19, 2007

1. A mean lady in 80′s clothes reading a paperback on a bus going to Las Vegas. 2. Billy Idol, with his feelings hurt. 3. The color purple reflected on some fog machine and smoke effects. 4. Too much eye make-up! 5. The fact that people were a lot harder to track two decades ago, [...]

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Acronyms, for the Internet (or, AFTI)

February 16, 2007

Fridays. HDWSHPFF – His Dad Writes Secret Harry Potter Fan Fiction ANSHER- A Nigerian Scammer Has Entered The Room YHFHITB – Your Horse’s Flowery Hat Is Too Big TUITM- Throwing Up In Time Machine BAFLGD- Bea Arthur? Fuckin Loves Guns, Dawg.

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Ink Blot: Two Wizards

February 14, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot: Two wizards having a slap fight riding brightly colored playground animals on springs.

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Tornado Season: King Of Rain

February 13, 2007

Today the king of rain looks down from overhead, with his friend The Elephant. Tornado Season updates Tuesdays.

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Found Cedar

February 9, 2007

sisters, hide yourselves under ghost lights, bits of string in tall green grasses someone has hung a pumpkin behind those tall trees and called it the sun dangling from the house you built from found cedar in your father’s shed sisters, remember you can’t live above the sun despite what they say

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Ink Blot: Astronauts

February 7, 2007

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot: Two men in spacesuits battle an invisible foe beneath the ruins of a broken bridge; a relic from a long vanished alien species.

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Tornado Season: Ducks.

February 6, 2007

Lately, I have been thinking about ducks. Tornado Season updates Tuesdays.

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Four Impressionable Moments Involving Stage Magic and/or Magicians In My Life:

February 6, 2007

1. Seeing a giant Pac-Man above a stage at Six Flags in the early 80′s and making the natural assumption that the magician on it would somehow bring him to life. When this assumption was not validated, feeling somehow cheated. 2. Ordering a “How To Do Magic” VHS tape with little metal rings and bits [...]

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