March 2007

I played Oblivion for a week. I stole a horse and a guard killed me. Everybody seemed to get mad at me when I talked to them. A guy with a cat face stole my money. I kind of don’t like this game. I tried to return it to Wal-Mart. Guess what? It’s easier to [...]

I’ve been signed up with Rhapsody for a while now. It works with my smart-phone, so like a cat that can cook breakfast, it has my begrudging respect. I like not owning the music, believe it or not. This is not to be confused with not wanting to own any music, ever. When you own [...]

There’s a new Biggie Smalls album out. I know this, because the record store downtown has a giant poster in its window of his head. It’s not really new, it’s a greatest hits compilation, but it’s a good chance for Mr. Wallace’s image to gaze out at us from the other side of the six-foot [...]

I ordered a pair of wireless Bluetooth headphones to sync with my smart phone and listen to music at work with. The earpieces were gigantic and the only way they stayed on your head was through the application of massive pressure through the headband, so it was a lot like having someone press two pies [...]

This amazing cat pirate is the logo for a scratching post I saw in a pet store. Entropy is a term to describe, in layman’s terms, the inevitable all-inclusive breakdown of all systems around us. Which means this amazing cat pirate’s hook will eventually tarnish and fade, and with enough time eventually break down or [...]

This review of Phil Collins’s love life is based on two reference sources: Phil Collins’s wikipedia entry, which like the tumultuous surface of our planet is subject to change or deletion, and the song “Doesn’t Anybody Stay Together Anymore” on his album No Jacket Required. His wikepida entry states that he has been divorced three [...]