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Review, The Nintendo Wii

When Christmas rolled around, I was going to buy this for myself. I bought a smart phone instead. Now the Wii remains at the periphery of..

March 30, 2007 with 1 Comment

S. Murakami Turns Around

S. Murakami turned around to look At the red haired orphan sleeping, In the back seat of A 1979 Lincoln town car His head looked like a..

March 29, 2007 with 1 Comment

Ink Blot: A Tower

In which modern technology is utilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. This week’s ink blot: The walkway to a spiralling tower..

March 28, 2007 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season:Bar Napkin Art

My friends and I used to pass bar napkins and draw on them in bars in Milledgeville, Georgia. At the time, I was so sure that we would look..

March 27, 2007 with 0 Comments

Review, Game & Place: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and The Land of The Dead

I played Oblivion for a week. I stole a horse and a guard killed me. Everybody seemed to get mad at me when I talked to them. A guy with a..

March 26, 2007 with 0 Comments

Review, Charles Mingus: The Complete 1959 Columbia Sessions

In a sleepy bout of music downloading last night around three in the morning, I put this album on my music playing phone, the very..

March 23, 2007 with 0 Comments

Review, Rhapsody Music Service:

I’ve been signed up with Rhapsody for a while now. It works with my smart-phone, so like a cat that can cook breakfast, it has my..

March 22, 2007 with 0 Comments

Ink Blot: Sleepy Devil

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. This week’s ink blot: A sleepy devil peers at the viewer..

March 21, 2007 with 0 Comments

Review, Album: The Notorious B.I.G. “Greatest Hits”

There’s a new Biggie Smalls album out. I know this, because the record store downtown has a giant poster in its window of his head...

March 20, 2007 with 1 Comment

Review of Tivo To Go Video Service

Tivo: Hey, man. Got this new video service. Take shows off your Tivo and put them on your computer…. or your smart phone. Me: Really?..

March 19, 2007 with 2 Comments

Review: Logitech® FreePulse Wireless™ Headphones

I ordered a pair of wireless Bluetooth headphones to sync with my smart phone and listen to music at work with. The earpieces were gigantic..

March 15, 2007 with 0 Comments

Ink Blot: Hippo?

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. This Week’s Ink Blot: A sunbathing hippo wearing nipple..

March 14, 2007 with 0 Comments

Tornado Season: Letter To My Girlfriend

Dear My Girlfriend, Despite your insistence that koalas are fearsome creatures with claws that tear and devious minds that live in an..

March 13, 2007 with 0 Comments

Review Of Windows Vista & Heaven

Windows Vista is the new operating system from Windows. A of lot of people don’t care about it. In fact, I’d be pretty willing..

March 12, 2007 with 3 Comments

Review, Logo/Illustration: Amazing Cat Pirate & Entropy

This amazing cat pirate is the logo for a scratching post I saw in a pet store. Entropy is a term to describe, in layman’s terms, the..

March 8, 2007 with 1 Comment

Ink Blot: A Circus Tent

In which modern technology is utiilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots. Updates Wednesdays. This week’s inkblot: A cloud of pure..

March 7, 2007 with 0 Comments

Review: Phil Collins Love Life

This review of Phil Collins’s love life is based on two reference sources: Phil Collins’s wikipedia entry, which like the..

March 6, 2007 with 0 Comments

Review: CinemaNow Movie Download Service

Once again, another video I paid money for is locked down by a corporation. Even though my video playing phone could easily play the..

March 5, 2007 with 0 Comments
Reviews and essays about sci-fi and pop culture, written by an Atlanta comedian living with a French Bulldog. (Dog does not write reviews. Dog edits reviews.)
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