April 2007

This is the fire warning sign for the elevators around the office. What I like about it is that the man fleeing the fire looks very casual about his escape. It’s the way he kicks his back leg up, along with the outstretched “holding a margarita” angle of his arm. “Oh, hello everyone. Sorry I’m [...]

Every year, for my birthday, I either cajole somebody into buying me an ice cream cake or I buy one myself. Once, I bought one that had a magnificent bass jumping out of a lake. One birthday as a kid I crawled into the big roomy dog house in the front yard and sat on [...]

These three off brand cereals were for sale at a pharmacy. I guess, if you really have to have cereal, and can’t wait to get to the inevitable grocery store that chances are is really close to the pharmacy, I mean you’ve got to have cereal right now, no milk, no bowl, just give me [...]

When I was younger, I lived beside a lake. Sleeping next to a large body of water to me feels different than sleeping in a city. It’s as though you are suspended between two bodies of water, as though the presence of the lake exists only to mirror our submersion in the unconscious mind. To [...]