In Summation: Red Lobster, Horses, Cats
The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess on Wii: Killed the new batteries in the Wiimote in two days, compelled my girlfriend to taunt me..
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In Summation: Pirates & Clover
The dream my girlfriend had in which I trained elephants to behave around children: Delightful, apparently. Pirates of the Caribbean: At..
Lost A Shoe
The old man touched every fencepost On his walk down a sandy road His fingertips leaving blood Red on grey wood The old man lost a shoe Two..
Song Rorschach: Life #2
A song is interpreted through the ancient art of doodling on a Post-It note. This week’s song: Lambchop’s “Life #2″..
Review, Logo/Illustration: Cosmic Catnip
This cat, who is stoned out of his mind, is the image that this catnip company has chosen to represent itself. You don’t often find..
Cloud Rorschach Test: T-Rex
In which I draw what I think a cloud looks like. This week’s clouds look like: A snake with his mouth tied shut flees the sharp teeth..
Two trains of thought that arrive promptly in my head whenever I enter the parking garage outside the office or my kitchen for the last two weeks.
1. I want to start using the phrase “Egg Salad Sandwiches” to describe people, as in “Those guys look like a couple of..
The Grey Man
The grey man Looked like soot Looked like ash From far away ‘Oh you puff of smoke Where have you blown in from?’ said the old..
Review: Clown Cake
This is a photograph of a birthday cake available at Dunkin Donuts. It’s hard to tell from the camera phone photo, but the..
Vacation
On vacation today, here’s four random photographs:
Tornado Season:Bar Napkin Art (Stipe Edition)
Another scan of bar napkin art from years past, drawn in a state of intoxication in a bar by myself and my friends in Athens, Georgia. From..
Review, Photograph: Five Questions I Am Left With After Thinking About This Framed Photograph Of A Chorus Line Of Babies
This photo of a dancing line of babies is framed on a windowsill in a nearby office. I have unofficially decided to call it “Broadway..
Review, Online Service: Google Reader
The internet is starting to feel like the ocean, in the way that the ocean makes you feel uneasy when you swim too far out in it and you..
Ink Blot: Turtles
In which modern technology is utilized to form Rorschach-esque ink blots, which are then interpreted and drawn. This week’s Ink Blot:..
