August 2007

Elebits on Wii. Like a disreputable moving company, the most fun part is carelessly throwing furniture around the room. You know what would be ironic? Getting struck by lightning while you were playing a video game about collecting little fragments of lightning. I’d get the game’s logo engraved on my tombstone if that happened. But [...]

Making A Bed While A Cat Tries To Burrow Under The Covers. Just fine if you don’t know the first thing about making the bed in the first place. Put two pillows on the headboard to distract from the fact that the edges of the sheets are so uneven they’d make a high school shop [...]

Come to think of it, this cereal seems pretty straightforward. A koala drowsing lazily on a tree branch sees a bowl of cereal the size of his head, and gazes at it thoughtfully. The koala hardly seems surprised at the sight of an over sized bowl of cereal (perhaps tucked into the hollow of an [...]