November 2007

Boxes

November 30, 2007

My Girlfriend: I was just thinking about how I hate it when you carry boxes on your shoulders, even though I love you. Me: you’re crazy. does alcott know you’re crazy? how can you get mad about how someone carries boxes? MG: You always drop them or look like you’re going to drop them and [...]

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Things To Which I Compare The Treatment Of My Old Desktop After The Arrival Of My New Laptop

November 28, 2007

• Like the Velveteen rabbit after that kid got Scarlet Fever • Like an uncle who shows up after a cooler impostor tried to drown him and took over his identity for seven years. Sorry, not as cool uncle, but you should have paid attention on the boat. • Like an eighteenth century orphan (I [...]

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Some Names I Gave The Animals In My Girlfriend’s Viva Pinata Garden

November 26, 2007

Clarabell (cow) Bosco (Horse) Quackers (Goose..I know, they don’t quack) Reinard (Fox, Busted Into Candy) Redtail (Fox) Mr.Quick (Monkey) Chompers (Monkey) Crocosmile (Crocodile w/cowboy hat) Capt. Badger (Badger, fled Garden in tears)

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Monday Night The Cat Slept On My Head

November 6, 2007
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