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My Girlfriend: I was just thinking about how I hate it when you carry boxes on your shoulders, even though I love you. Me: you’re..

November 30, 2007 with 0 Comments

Things To Which I Compare The Treatment Of My Old Desktop After The Arrival Of My New Laptop

• Like the Velveteen rabbit after that kid got Scarlet Fever • Like an uncle who shows up after a cooler impostor tried to drown him..

November 28, 2007 with 1 Comment

Some Names I Gave The Animals In My Girlfriend’s Viva Pinata Garden

Clarabell (cow) Bosco (Horse) Quackers (Goose..I know, they don’t quack) Reinard (Fox, Busted Into Candy) Redtail (Fox) Mr.Quick..

November 26, 2007 with 1 Comment

Monday Night The Cat Slept On My Head

November 6, 2007 with 1 Comment
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