December 2007

reunion

December 23, 2007
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secretsantas

December 21, 2007
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Nicole Kidman’s Fur Lined Coat

December 6, 2007

Nicole Kidman’s fur lined coat: • Can be used as transport to the moon and the surrounding invisible moons • Will force the wearer to say only true things for an entire month every three years. • Grants the wearer the ability to speak to blackbirds, but only blackbird curse words.

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Scrooge McDuck Rap Tracks

December 5, 2007

• That Gold (Swim In It) • Big Ass Vault • Flintheart Glomgold (dis track)

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Game Reviews

December 3, 2007

Super Mario Galaxy: Look I’m a Bee. Now I’m upside down. Now I’m running up a robot’s legs so I can break his head. Look look look. Mass Effect: Its cool and all, but I miss lightsabers. Make a Star Wars game. Also, the music sounds like jarring nerd Doctor Who music. Half Life 2: [...]

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