Archive for: December, 2007

Game Reviews

Super Mario Galaxy: Look I’m a Bee. Now I’m upside down. Now I’m running up a robot’s legs so I can break his head. Look look look.

Mass Effect:
Its cool and all, but I miss lightsabers. Make a Star Wars game. Also, the music sounds like jarring nerd Doctor Who music.

Half Life 2: Episode 2: I like the part where Alyx Vance’s dad suggests she have children with Gordon Freeman. Hell yeah, old man.