Big Ball Of Magic
KENNY: Jason, I see you have a cat on your profile. Maybe when you get tired of the cat you could replace it with an image of a man in..
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Quakers
ME: Do you think if we weren’t together you’d date anyone else? AMY: Yes. Did you want me to say that without you I’d be..
Golden Girls
ME: Oh yeah did you hear? Estelle Getty is dead. I heard the cops put like, twenty bullets in her. AVA: I heard it was like 40. She was..
Haircut
ME: Hey you know the shopping center with Firehouse Subs? Is there a haircut place there? RA: Don’t know. I don’t recall one..
Sock Ghosts
ME: I am sad you threw my socks away. AMY: Away socks! Away! I only threw away two. They were full of holes. ME: I hope you are haunted by..
Bat-Joke Part 2
ME: Hey, did you like the new Bat-Man movie? MIKE: Yeah, but it was really crowded and this guy sat next to me and kept falling asleep and..
BBQ Joint
The tall waitress is two tables down, her head nearly in the rafters. She turns the corner of her mouth. The corn on the cob is too yellow..
Dog Spotting Report
AMY: I saw a big dog! He was walking with a little dog. He was big and gray ME: The two of them must have been quite a pair. AMY: And then..
Washies
Me: Hey, you should go to Cactus Car Wash. It won the “Best Car Wash In Atlanta” award. Mike: Oh, it swept the..
Bat-Joke
Q: Hey did you hear how they kept the accounting for the new Batman film? A: With a “Heath Ledger”
Evicted
Whenever I’m graphic designing something, and I place a photo in the layout, I think, ‘that’s your house, photo...
lame
ME: i lvoe you MY GIRLFRIEND: okay ME: also i love you ME: but my lvoe is stronger MG: Learn to type you hobo MG: I mean hboo ME: i already..
