Book Review: The Forest Of Hands And Teeth by Carrie Ryan
What’s this book about? A group of teenage girls learns about life and love via a set of enchanted jet setting pants. Just kidding,..
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Game Review: Mass Effect
What a grim and melancholy game. Many missions send your character into the cruel and icy winds of hostile planets; over somber jagged..
Game Review: Strong Bad’s Cool Game For Attractive People Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner
What’s It About? You pay ten dollars to move some affable characters from a free internet flash cartoon around. Then the Wii..
Really Late Movie Review: There Will Be Blood
What’s it About? Daniel Day-Lewis plays a ruthless businessman who wants to get at all that oil! This preacher kid has some land with..
Movie Review: Michael Clayton
What’s It About? Tom Wilkinson plays a brilliant old lawyer for an evil company who stops taking his medicine for manic depression..
Game Review: Ninja Gaiden II
This Game Is Crazy. I think the point where I found a set of double swords in the base of The Statue of Liberty is where it dawned on me..
Movie Review :10 Items or Less
What’s it About? Morgan Freeman plays a frillier, slightly more feminine and perceptive Morgan Freeman who hangs out with a cute..
Lightning Powers
ME: (after explaining that I was going to develop super powers after getting struck by lightning) You can turn my lightning powers on like..
Movie Review: The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
Spoiler Alert: Jesse James gets shot and killed. Second Spoiler Alert: Robert Ford shot him. Did You Know? You can’t keep Brad Pitt..
Game Review: Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
What Is It? An Xbox360 game. It lives on your Xbox. Your claw hand looking spaceship flies around and shoots at or avoids geometric shapes...
What Can You Say To Men Unwise
I stumble from a shaded court to find ten years have passed before my eyes a blue car turns against the light I meet the driver’s..
