September 2008

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September 27, 2008
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September 27, 2008
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DVD Review: Snow Angels

September 22, 2008

What’s this movie about? A funny high school kid gets a cute girlfriend with an old fashioned camera while his former babysitter deals with her evangelical whiskey-fueled fuck up of an estranged husband. These two stories overlap. Oh, also the kid’s mom and hangdog professor dad are splitting up. Man, how about that dance scene [...]

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DVD Review: “Lost Boys: The Tribe”

September 14, 2008

There’s a 500-600% increase in topless ladies in this film over the first “Lost Boys” count of zero. In the credits, one poor actress is actually billed as “topless woman”. There’s a scene where the vampires are playing Gears of War. If they have an Xbox- does this mean they have Xbox live? Do they [...]

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DVD Review: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 1

September 11, 2008

Bubbles from The Wire shows up in the middle of this show as a soldier in the future. I like how his hair stayed the same. He looks like a carving of an Egyptian to me. Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was watching one of the best goddamn shows on television. I wish [...]

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DVD Review: Dexter Season 2

September 8, 2008

What’s this show about? The second season of Dexter finds Michael C. Hall’s slightly smiling cooler-than-a-polar-bear’s-toenails serial killer doing way less killing and a lot more hanging out and figuring out his life. It’s still really good, though. He dates this crazy girl who won’t wear a bra and thinks he’s her soul mate. Also, [...]

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