twitter on 2010-01-25
Had a dream about Rikki-Tikki-Tavi the mongoose fighting a cobra behind my living room couch. # Invented a board game featuring hungry,..
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Doctor Who Season 1
Martin Luther King, Jr. delivered his ‘I Have A Dream’ speech on August 28, 1963. Three months later the first episode of..
Julia
Tilda Swinton bare asses her way though the first quarter of this movie as a boozy oversexed tosspot. She spends the rest of the movie..
Watchmen
This movie, which people said was “unfilmable”, sure did get filmed. I guess what they meant was if it did get filmed, it..
District 9
If you had to distill this movie into one minute it would be Peter Jackson shooting a futuristic laser gun into the air and yelling..
twitter on 2010-01-18
I tell you what I need- I need a haircut. # Conan playing out the last days of The Tonight Show is a work of art. # “I am Senor..
Big Fan
Robert D. Siegel, the man who wrote ‘The Wrestler’ and ‘Big Fan’, sure does like athletics and having his main..
Batman: Arkham Asylum
Well, Batman, looks like you’ve captured your brilliant mad arch-nemesis the Joker again. Where you gonna put him? Arkham Asylum?..
Torchwood
Torchwood is the best science fiction show I will never ever be able to convince my girlfriend to watch. As the British say, it is really..
Spooner
This book is partially set in Milledgeville, Georgia and written by an author from Milledgeville, Georgia. Too bad books can’t..
(500) Days of Summer
Well, I finally saw this damn thing. In 5DoS a nattily dressed Joseph Gordon-Levitt deals with precocious and frustrating Zooey Deschanel,..
World’s Greatest Dad
Robin Williams tricks a whole high school into thinking his dead son was great, and tricks a goth girl into thinking Bruce Hornsby is..
Nothing but Strikes at Mid-World Lanes
If you’ve read ‘The Dark Tower’ series by Stephen King, you might remember the todash bag that Father Callahan had with..
Sherlock Holmes
Robert Downey Jr plays S. Holmes as a foppish dirty brawling genius and Jude Law is his best friend Watson with a neat little mustache. You..
To Sleep With Anger
It’s hard not to get spooked by Danny Glover as Harry, the world’s worst house guest. Unless you like having the Devil over to..
