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17 Again

In 17 Again, Matthew Perry plays Mike O’Donnell, a middle aged sales guy who turns into Zac Efron by falling into a magical..

February 28, 2010 with 0 Comments

Dragon Age: Origins

This review contains spoilers. Much like my Mass Effect 2 character, I gave my Dragon Age character a sullen, swarthy appearance and named..

February 25, 2010 with 1 Comment

The Pleasure of Being Robbed

Mild spoilers below. Eleonore Hendricks plays Eléonore, a cute skinny brown haired thief girl who wanders around New York City stealing..

February 23, 2010 with 0 Comments

twitter on 2010-02-22

Tried to snap two shower curtain rings shut but accidentally crushed them both with my outsized strength. Why do I destroy what I love??!!..

February 22, 2010 with 0 Comments

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

The book Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs is about an old man who tells his grandchildren the story of Chewandswallow, a town where food..

February 20, 2010 with 2 Comments

The City & The City

The anthology of Sherlock Holmes short stories written by modern authors I was reading turned out to be so boring (‘Oh Mr. Holmes you..

February 17, 2010 with 1 Comment

twitter on 2010-02-15

An apeman looking dude keeps circling the prize car inside the ropes in the center of the mall. # Watching the snow from a mall. # What..

February 15, 2010 with 0 Comments

Moon

Sam Rockwell plays Sam Bell, a contract worker for Lunar Industries living on the moon. He regulates and maintains the Sarang lunar base,..

February 15, 2010 with 2 Comments

Snow Dog

February 12, 2010 with 0 Comments

Mass Effect 2

In Mass Effect 2, Commander Shepard’s ship gets cut in half by a laser beam and his body gets fried up in space and he dies a..

February 10, 2010 with 6 Comments

twitter on 2010-02-08

1990′s Ben Affleck was constantly visited by fancy goats because they had heard so much about his “goat tea”. # If a..

February 8, 2010 with 0 Comments

Doctor Who Season 2

This review contains spoilers. In season two Doctor Who fights the devil inside a big asteroid next to a black hole. The big red monster..

February 8, 2010 with 2 Comments

The Fortress of Solitude

Jonathan Lethem’s ‘The Fortress of Solitude’ is about two kids in Brooklyn who are given a magic ring by a wino. I know..

February 3, 2010 with 0 Comments

twitter on 2010-02-01

What if you could stockpile time like money and rappers were like,’Yeah I got those minutes!’ Wearing clocks around their..

February 1, 2010 with 0 Comments
Reviews and essays about sci-fi and pop culture, written by an Atlanta comedian living with a French Bulldog. (Dog does not write reviews. Dog edits reviews.)
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