All posts by Jayne O'Connor

Caroline and Jackie: I Would Have An Easier Time If The Olsen Twins Were In This

Caroline and Jackie: I Would Have An Easier Time If The Olsen Twins Were In This

The biggest problem I have with this trailer is that the sisters look too much alike. I have no idea who’s the sick one, or whose birthday it is. Who’s the evil twin/good twin here? I would have an easier time if the Olsen Twins were in this. I already know which one of those girls is effed up. Thanks, Perez Hilton. [Ed note: I think we’d all have an easier time if the Olsen Twins were in everything. Movies, books, paintings, our DNA, our atoms—an infinity of Olsens showing us how the West was fun on a subatomic level. ]

Anna Karenina

Anna Karenina

In which Julian Modugno and Jayne O’Connor review the Trailer for Anna Karenina.

JAYNE

Hey Julian.

Well, this is just wonderful. Another romantic period piece centered around a love triangle with Keira Knightley and two attractive men that now look incredibly creepy because of their facial hair. This kind of movie plot only really works if it is set in a period piece with stunning cinematography; if it were set in present day, lets say in a boring Atlanta suburb, no one would care.