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Scene Missing Episode 21 — Terra Elan McVoy, Annalise Kaylor, Ben Arnold, Tony Jenkins, Rob HaZe, Hilary Kelley, Ellaree Yeagley

It’s our show about John Hughes movies! Jason is joined by Scene Missing performer Ben Arnold to showcase audio from our January 22nd show at the Highland Ballroom!
Dear Mr. Mallory,
We accept the fact that we’ll have to sacrifice a whole Wednesday evening at the Highland Ballroom for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write and perform essays and comedy telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us… in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain…and an athlete…and a basket case…a princess…and a criminal. Also, we’re seven of Atlanta’s greatest writers and comedians, and we performed essays and stand-up based on the films of John Hughes at the Highland Ballroom on January 22nd!
Featuring: Terra Elan McVoy (Pretty in Pink), Annalise Kaylor (The Breakfast Club), […]

The Tony Jenkins Memorial Highway: How I Fought City Hall With A Phone And A G.E.D.

Woodward and Bernstein? All they did was take down a president. I just improved my morning commute.

Scene Missing Episode 12 — Tony Jenkins and Jason Mallory

In this episode: Back to the Future reminds Tony Jenkins about primitive forms of sexting technology, and Thor: The Dark World prompts our own editor-in-chief to wonder if he is honoring pancakes.

Commando: Let Me Say A Word Or Two About Freedom Williams

I remember this little hillbilly kid explaining to me what "blud bruthers" meant in elementary school.

Here’s The Elevator Pitch: Cousin Larry In Assless Yellow Pants

It’s really hard to watch Prince’s “Batdance” video online. Why? Because Prince hates the Internet. No, seriously, he hates it. Even more than he hates writing “You” instead of “U.” A few years ago he even proclaimed, “The Internet’s completely over.” And whenever Prince is not busy recording underwhelming albums, he scours said Internet to find unauthorized postings of his music, videos and images, then sics his legal team on the offending parties. He’s even gone after fan sites. Not Bronson Pinchot fan sites, mind you, but PRINCE fan sites! And it’s not just images of himself he wants removed, he also demands that photos taken by fans of their Prince-inspired tattoos be taken down.

The Purge: To Be Fair, Aaron Sorkin Considered Making “The West Wing” About Getting To Third Base With Hobos

If one night a year all crime was legal, what would you do? I’m having a tough time answering that question. I guess I could rob a bank, although I imagine that’s what most people will be doing and there are few things I hate more than big groups.


In which Tony Jenkins and Bryan Cole review the trailer for SuperCapitalist. BRYAN Sooo… isn’t the point of a trailer to show a potential audience some of the premise of a movie? All I got from the trailer for “SuperCapitalist” was animated money, slo-mo dice rolling, a “Vision Quest” run across a bridge, and yelling into cell phones with some dramatic music to tie it all together. Oh, and fire-money, lots of fire-money. Call me crazy, but I don’t think a so-called “SuperCapitalist” would be caught dead running on a public, taxpayer-paved street, let alone set fire to a briefcase full of cash. Unless, of course, the dude was about to light up 10,000 cigars. In which case, that wasn’t a briefcase full of cash; that was a briefcase full of baller-matches.


In which Tony Jenkins and Kristina Ackerman of Knuckle Salad look back on the trailer for the movie Ted. KRISTINA Seth MacFarlane has made a movie about a kid who wishes his teddy bear to life, and 27 years later, when he’s ready to get serious with a girl, he begins to regret inviting a talking toy into his home.

Beyond the Black Rainbow

My first reaction when watching the trailer for ‘Beyond The Black Rainbow’ was, “Duuuude, I totally want to get stoned and go see this movie!”

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

In which Tony Jenkins and Bryan Cole review the trailer for G.I. Joe: Retaliation. TONY I used to love playing with GI Joe action figures when I was a kid. By playing with them, I mean burning them in my family’s backyard grill, prompting my neighbors to continually ask, “Can you smell what the weird, fat kid down the street is cooking?”