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Everyone Has A Wheel: In Defense Of Summer

Everyone Has A Wheel: In Defense Of Summer

This essay was originally written and performed for Write Club Atlanta, a monthly competitive writing event. It is a companion piece to..

January 23, 2012 with 0 Comments
On Centrifugal Christmas Trees, Artificial Turf, and Shaping the Post-War World

On Centrifugal Christmas Trees, Artificial Turf, and Shaping the Post-War World

  It used to throw off sparks. Not big ones, but like the sparks from an empty cigarette lighter. Presumably, this was by design and..

December 22, 2011 with 0 Comments
When It Looks Like There’s No Turtles At All: An Argument Against Nothingness

When It Looks Like There’s No Turtles At All: An Argument Against Nothingness

You know how some people don’t believe in ghosts? Well, I don’t believe in nothingness. And by nothingness, I mean the..

August 26, 2011 with 0 Comments
Some Kind Of Barbarian King: An Essay On Liking Big Butts

Some Kind Of Barbarian King: An Essay On Liking Big Butts

Look, I’m sorry, but I like girls with big asses. Let’s just put it all on the table. I’m not proud of it. Well, I guess I am..

August 19, 2011 with 2 Comments
These Kardashians Of The Universe: A Case For Free Will

These Kardashians Of The Universe: A Case For Free Will

This essay was originally written and performed for Write Club Atlanta, a monthly competitive writing event. Okay, so I’m here to..

June 16, 2011 with 1 Comment
Ponies and Cats Always Win: the story of my mother and cancer

Ponies and Cats Always Win: the story of my mother and cancer

When my mom first got bone cancer, the first thing affected was her posture. She was hunched over a walker all the time like a wise old..

January 31, 2011 with 11 Comments
Hooray for DragonCity

Hooray for DragonCity

My friends and I always joke about how we wish we lived in a city where DragonCon never ended. DragonCity, we call it. A city full of..

September 8, 2010 with 0 Comments
Reviews and essays about sci-fi and pop culture, written by an Atlanta comedian living with a French Bulldog. (Dog does not write reviews. Dog edits reviews.)
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