Hey, Let’s Talk About The Trailer for “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey”
In which Jason and Kristina of Knuckle Salad discuss the trailer for the movie “The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.” J: Wow,..
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The Strength Of Seven Harry Connick Jrs.: A Review Of “Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes”
James Franco steals a super-smart baby chimp from his lab! He takes the chimp out to a state park for the first time and the chimp holds..
It Was Probably Her Tusks That Gave Me That Impression: A Review Of “Star Trek: Generations”
The Starship Enterprise has a new crew and it’s going on its maiden voyage! Captain Kirk and Scotty and Chekov are there visiting,..
Can We Talk About The Trailer For “Prometheus” For A Minute?
In which Jason and comedy writer Ben Arnold discuss the trailer for the movie Prometheus. J: In space, no one can hear you scream. Which is..
Can We Talk About The Trailer For “New Year’s Eve” For A Minute?
In which Jason and Kristina of Knuckle Salad discuss the trailer for the movie “New Year’s Eve.” J: First of all,..
A Boulder Of Tinsel On A Hill Made Of Mistletoe: A Review Of “Santa Claus: The Movie”
A woodcutter named Claus goes out in a blizzard and nearly gets himself killed trying to deliver a bag full of toys to the village..
Me Use Algorithms: A Review Of “Limitless”
In Limitless, Bradley Cooper plays a failed writer who takes magic pills and becomes a genius. For a movie that’s supposed to be..
You Didn’t Know If You Were Going To Jupiter: A Review Of “Another Earth”
On the same night a duplicate Earth is discovered in our solar system, a beautiful young woman is accepted into MIT’s astrophysics..
Scene Missing Episode 4: Roadie, Young Adult, and Chronicle
Comedian Tony Jenkins, magician Rich Aviles and comedy writer Ben Arnold guest. Topics include upcoming films Roadie, Young Adult,..
Scene Missing Episode 3: The Rift, The Secret World of Arrietty, This Means War, The Grey, and The Hunger Games
Write Club Atlanta Consigliere Myke Johns and Viceroy Nick Tecosky guest. Topics include upcoming films The Rift, The Secret World of..
Scene Missing Episode 1: Puss in Boots 3D, Melancholia, The Mighty Macs, Charlotte Rampling: The Look, and Elevate
Atlanta stand-up comedian Tony Jenkins and professional magician Rich Aviles guest. Topics include upcoming films Puss in Boots 3D,..
And A Dairy Queen Between Us: A Review Of “Insidious”
In Insidious, a couple moves into a new house. But then one of their kids falls off a ladder and goes into a coma. A haunted coma! The..
Look At Mr. Tired Shovel With The Droopy Eyes: A Review Of Sucker Punch
You know that thing where you feel like it’s too late to watch a movie, because you have to get up in the morning and clean out horse..
The Kind Of Thing That Shows Up In R. Crumb’s Heaven: A Recap Of “What Dreams May Come”
Robin Williams is driving a little wooden boat around on a lake in Switzerland. He’s wearing a really thick sweater. Seems like that..
Nobody Wants To Kiss A Lion On The Mouth: A Review Of “Beastly”
So Alex Pettyfer is a rich kid giving a speech at his rich kid high school. You know it’s a rich kid high school because their class..
Every Color Of The Pantone Rainbow: “One Hour Photo” Reviewed
In One Hour Photo, Robin Williams plays a lonely weirdo working in a Wal-Mart style photo department who starts stalking the living hell..
I Surrender, Burn Them All: A Review Of “Battle: Los Angeles”
I was reading the user reviews on iTunes for Battle: Los Angeles, because I was wondering why it had such a low score. People kept writing..
Making Out In Front Of Manifest Destiny: A Recap Of “The Adjustment Bureau”
In The Adjustment Bureau, Matt Damon is a young Congressman running for Senate. You know, I bet a lot of people don’t know the..
Yeah, But Look At This Origami Bird I Made: A Review Of “Green Lantern”
Test pilot Hal Jordan leaves a sexy girl in his bed to go fly jets. Whoosh! Sorry nice lady I’m fly airplanes, now! He wraps a..
He Didn’t Even Bother To Put On His Space Boxers: Thoughts On “Super 8″
Hey it’s 1979! A kid in a Smashing Pumpkins video is rolling down a hill in a tire! I once dated a girl who was obsessed with the..
A Good Candidate For Understanding Love: A Review Of “Kung Fu Panda 2″
I was in a horrible mood watching Kung Fu Panda 2. This guy behind me wouldn’t stop kicking my seat. So I elbowed the seat whenever..
Then The Tiger Lost An Eye: “X-Men: First Class” Reviewed
James McAvoy is Professor X and and Michael Fassbender is Magneto. They are best friends! Mutant best friends. I remember my first best..
You’ve Never Been To The Dog Circus? A Review Of “Step Up 3D”
A curly haired kid named Moose is starting college at NYU. But there is a dance battle right there on campus! Moose can totally dance so..
You Don’t Even Want To See The King Of Diamonds: A Review Of “Bridesmaids”
Okay, so Bridesmaids. There was a baby in the theater. But he was a quiet baby. He only made baby noises once during the movie. Thank you,..
There Better Not Be Any Thistles: A Review Of “The Troll Hunter”
A bunch of Norwegian college students hear about an unauthorized bear killing so they double-time it to the scene of the bear crime. Is one..
Jam Your Hands in a Janitor’s Bucket: A Review of “I Am Number Four”
Alright- there’s nine alien teenagers on our planet and some other evil aliens want to kill them. IN NUMERIC ORDER. Gotta admire that..
That’s some pig! A review of the movie “The Descent”
So, a bunch of women are going caving in the Appalachian mountains. They treat it like a baby shower or a bachelorette party by getting..
Thor
So, Anthony Hopkins is Odin! He got stabbed in the eye by a Frost Giant. He wears a complicated eyepatch with little extra parts and stuff...
The Fighter
Mark Wahlberg is a fighter! So is his brother Christian Bale. But Mark Wahlberg is a more muscular, healthier fighter. Like a 16-bit..
Hereafter
Matt Damon is a psychic who gave up psychic-ing to be a blue collar worker because he got sick of talking to dead people all the time...
Unstoppable
Denzel Washington and Chris Pine are two train conductors (engineers?) and they are like, “Trains! Get that coal lined up! Put the..
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
Shia LaBeouf is a Wall Street guy. But he’s a good Wall Street guy because he wants to help a scientist with his green solar magic..
Black Swan
Okay, Natalie Portman wants to be the Swan Queen in a big ballet production. You can tell this is a big deal ballet company, because they..
The King’s Speech
Colin Firth has a stuttering problem! Helena Bonham Carter has wavy hair and a doll’s face. And she’s married to the prince!..
The Other Guys
Will Ferrell is an uptight cop and Mark Wahlberg is his partner. They find a British guy and he’s bad or something. Or shady. But..
Easy A
In the movie Easy A, Emma Stone’s character lies about having sex with high school boys in exchange for gift cards. Phonetically, I..
The Town
Spoilers. Okay, here is my review of The Town. Ben Affleck’s impossibly handsome face robs some banks and Jon Hamm’s impossibly..
How to Train Your Dragon
How to Train Your Dragon is about a bunch of vikings who kill dragons. And by vikings, I mean they have pointy hats and viking ships but..
Cyrus
I thought you all should know that I’m listening to “My Boo” by the Ghost Town DJ’s while I write this review..
Scrooged
If there was a kid in the year 1988 more excited than me about Scrooged, I’d like to meet the little son of a bitch. To shake his..
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Look, it’s aliens. This whole thing is aliens. I know you’re expecting something else, but here we are. Like..
Minority Report
It’s the year 2054, iPhones are probably great, and a businessman is about to kill his wife for cheating on him. His wife is pretty..
Field of Dreams
Kevin Costner is a farmer who likes baseball and used to be a hippie. He even says so in the beginning of the movie. “I used to be a..
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
This review contains mild spoilers. Well, now that Dumbledore is dead, Voldemort is having evil wizard parties. Doesn’t seem like..
Winter’s Bone
Dogs everywhere heard the title of this movie and started wagging their tails. Sorry, cinema enjoying dogs. There are no dog bones in..
