No One Has Ever Called Me A Donkey To My Face: Why It’s Safer Not To Audition For Gordon Ramsay
Say what you like about Gordon Ramsay—I’m sure you’re right—but I’m a fan. Sort of. I don’t dive for the remote..
Television
Gone Are The Days Of Shock And Delight: A Review Of “Misfits”
Remember when Heroes was interesting? Before Claire got bangs and ran away to Mexico or whatever and they started spending of their time..
I’m Sure His Skeleton Will Have Time Lord Bones: A Review of “Doctor Who Series 6″
This review contains spoilers. The Doctor is in America! He has a cowboy hat. But River Song shoots his hat off his head. This woman is so..
A Cold Sailor’s Ghost At The Bottom Of The Ocean: Looking Back On “Dexter Season 5″
I just ate a pint of ice cream and watched True Grit. This must be how retired newspaper comic strip character Cathy feels. Ack! I guess..
A Beard Worth Stripping For! A Review of “Luther | Series 1″
Idris Elba is Detective Chief Inspector John Luther! In England, of course. It would be pretty posh if we had Detective Chief Inspectors..
The Devil’s Art Director
As it turns out, the first season of The Twilight Zone from 1959 is not just good, it’s incredible. Nerds losing their glasses after..
Bored to Death | Season 2
So I go home for Thanksgiving and my grandfather asks me to fix his DVD player. But that DVD player is never going to work again. Even the..
Men of a Certain Age | Season 1
Now- I would never tell a bondage porn company how to run their business, but it seems like a waste not to make a porn spoof of this show..
Mad Men | Season 4
This review contains spoilers. I hated the first few episodes of this season. I was even thinking of giving up on it. But then they showed..
True Blood | Season 3
When I saw the first season of True Blood, I was amazed. That incredible title sequence and the mythology and the atmosphere. Damn. I was..
Dexter | Season 4
Much like a guy in a gorilla suit in a Master P video, John Lithgow slam dunks his performance as the Trinity Killer with a basketball made..
Party Down | Season Two
Oh, what a surprise. Another awesome beloved cult show has been canceled. I guess the head of programming was too busy inside his..
Doctor Who | Season Five
This is best Doctor Who has ever been. Best companion. Best special effects. Best…Doctor? I think so. Look here- I like Tennant,..
Treme | Season One
Antoine Batiste wanders around New Orleans cheating on his girlfriend and asking people where he can play jazz. A Japanese man gives him..
Breaking Bad | Season Three
In season three of Breaking Bad, Walt is offered three million dollars by drug kingpin/chicken restaurant franchisee Gus to cook him some..
The Office | Season Six
So Pam and Jim had a baby, huh. We have a baby in the office where I work. We call him Spacebaby. He’s a plastic doll and he’s..
Parks and Recreation | Season Two
My original synopsis of Parks and Recreation was “government shenanigans in a park”. Does a senator soliciting sex in a park..
LOST | Season Six
Spoilers. Well, that was a hell of a thing. As luck would have it, all this plane crashing and boat exploding was so the immortal guardian..
Community | Season One
Well, it looks like Community has found a strong audience in its first year. In fact, the last time I saw someone get this excited about..
The Life & Times of Tim | Season Two
I’m just going to get this out of the way- I’m thinking about white bread tomato sandwiches. Tomato on white bread with mayo..
Doctor Who Season 4
This review contains spoilers. In Season 4 a skeleton in a space suit fights Doctor Who in the universe’s biggest library. Last time..
Doctor Who Season 3
This review contains spoilers. You think Doctor Who gets hot wearing a long coat over his suit all the time? I hate wearing a coat unless..
Doctor Who Season 2
This review contains spoilers. In season two Doctor Who fights the devil inside a big asteroid next to a black hole. The big red monster..
Doctor Who Season 1
Martin Luther King, Jr. delivered his ‘I Have A Dream’ speech on August 28, 1963. Three months later the first episode of..
Torchwood
Torchwood is the best science fiction show I will never ever be able to convince my girlfriend to watch. As the British say, it is really..
DVD Review: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 1
Bubbles from The Wire shows up in the middle of this show as a soldier in the future. I like how his hair stayed the same. He looks like a..
DVD Review: Dexter Season 2
What’s this show about? The second season of Dexter finds Michael C. Hall’s slightly smiling..
