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Gone Are The Days Of Shock And Delight: A Review Of “Misfits”

Gone Are The Days Of Shock And Delight: A Review Of “Misfits”

Remember when Heroes was interesting? Before Claire got bangs and ran away to Mexico or whatever and they started spending of their time..

August 12, 2011 with 1 Comment
No One Has Ever Called Me A Donkey To My Face: Why It’s Safer Not To Audition For Gordon Ramsay

No One Has Ever Called Me A Donkey To My Face: Why It’s Safer Not To Audition For Gordon Ramsay

Say what you like about Gordon Ramsay—I’m sure you’re right—but I’m a fan. Sort of. I don’t dive for the remote..

August 10, 2011 with 2 Comments
I’m Sure His Skeleton Will Have Time Lord Bones: A Review of “Doctor Who Series 6″

I’m Sure His Skeleton Will Have Time Lord Bones: A Review of “Doctor Who Series 6″

This review contains spoilers. The Doctor is in America! He has a cowboy hat. But River Song shoots his hat off his head. This woman is so..

June 14, 2011 with 0 Comments
A Cold Sailor’s Ghost At The Bottom Of The Ocean: Looking Back On “Dexter Season 5″

A Cold Sailor’s Ghost At The Bottom Of The Ocean: Looking Back On “Dexter Season 5″

I just ate a pint of ice cream and watched True Grit. This must be how retired newspaper comic strip character Cathy feels. Ack! I guess..

June 10, 2011 with 0 Comments
A Beard Worth Stripping For! A Review of “Luther | Series 1″

A Beard Worth Stripping For! A Review of “Luther | Series 1″

Idris Elba is Detective Chief Inspector John Luther! In England, of course. It would be pretty posh if we had Detective Chief Inspectors..

May 24, 2011 with 0 Comments

The Devil’s Art Director

As it turns out, the first season of The Twilight Zone from 1959 is not just good, it’s incredible. Nerds losing their glasses after..

April 29, 2011

Bored to Death | Season 2

So I go home for Thanksgiving and my grandfather asks me to fix his DVD player. But that DVD player is never going to work again. Even the..

November 29, 2010 with 0 Comments

Men of a Certain Age | Season 1

Now- I would never tell a bondage porn company how to run their business, but it seems like a waste not to make a porn spoof of this show..

November 15, 2010 with 0 Comments

Mad Men | Season 4

This review contains spoilers. I hated the first few episodes of this season. I was even thinking of giving up on it. But then they showed..

October 20, 2010 with 0 Comments

True Blood | Season 3

When I saw the first season of True Blood, I was amazed. That incredible title sequence and the mythology and the atmosphere. Damn. I was..

September 22, 2010 with 0 Comments

Dexter | Season 4

Much like a guy in a gorilla suit in a Master P video, John Lithgow slam dunks his performance as the Trinity Killer with a basketball made..

September 1, 2010 with 0 Comments

Party Down | Season Two

Oh, what a surprise. Another awesome beloved cult show has been canceled. I guess the head of programming was too busy inside his..

July 23, 2010 with 2 Comments

Doctor Who | Season Five

This is best Doctor Who has ever been. Best companion. Best special effects. Best…Doctor? I think so. Look here- I like Tennant,..

July 21, 2010 with 2 Comments

Treme | Season One

Antoine Batiste wanders around New Orleans cheating on his girlfriend and asking people where he can play jazz. A Japanese man gives him..

July 2, 2010 with 2 Comments

Breaking Bad | Season Three

In season three of Breaking Bad, Walt is offered three million dollars by drug kingpin/chicken restaurant franchisee Gus to cook him some..

June 23, 2010 with 0 Comments

The Office | Season Six

So Pam and Jim had a baby, huh. We have a baby in the office where I work. We call him Spacebaby. He’s a plastic doll and he’s..

June 7, 2010 with 0 Comments

Parks and Recreation | Season Two

My original synopsis of Parks and Recreation was “government shenanigans in a park”. Does a senator soliciting sex in a park..

May 30, 2010 with 0 Comments

LOST | Season Six

Spoilers. Well, that was a hell of a thing. As luck would have it, all this plane crashing and boat exploding was so the immortal guardian..

May 26, 2010 with 0 Comments

Community | Season One

Well, it looks like Community has found a strong audience in its first year. In fact, the last time I saw someone get this excited about..

May 24, 2010 with 0 Comments

The Life & Times of Tim | Season Two

I’m just going to get this out of the way- I’m thinking about white bread tomato sandwiches. Tomato on white bread with mayo..

May 21, 2010 with 0 Comments

Doctor Who Season 4

This review contains spoilers. In Season 4 a skeleton in a space suit fights Doctor Who in the universe’s biggest library. Last time..

April 1, 2010 with 0 Comments

Doctor Who Season 3

This review contains spoilers. You think Doctor Who gets hot wearing a long coat over his suit all the time? I hate wearing a coat unless..

March 5, 2010 with 0 Comments

Doctor Who Season 2

This review contains spoilers. In season two Doctor Who fights the devil inside a big asteroid next to a black hole. The big red monster..

February 8, 2010 with 2 Comments

Doctor Who Season 1

Martin Luther King, Jr. delivered his ‘I Have A Dream’ speech on August 28, 1963. Three months later the first episode of..

January 27, 2010 with 0 Comments

Torchwood

Torchwood is the best science fiction show I will never ever be able to convince my girlfriend to watch. As the British say, it is really..

January 11, 2010 with 2 Comments

DVD Review: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 1

Bubbles from The Wire shows up in the middle of this show as a soldier in the future. I like how his hair stayed the same. He looks like a..

September 11, 2008 with 1 Comment

DVD Review: Dexter Season 2

What’s this show about? The second season of Dexter finds Michael C. Hall’s slightly smiling..

September 8, 2008 with 1 Comment
Reviews and essays about sci-fi and pop culture, written by an Atlanta comedian living with a French Bulldog. (Dog does not write reviews. Dog edits reviews.)
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