SM: What would we know if we didn’t know trouble?
AT: I don’t know…boredom? These are hard questions. Can’t we talk about my “influences” or something? Or how about “how I got started”?
SM: What is the first thing you want to know on arriving in a strange city?
AT: Am I staying in a hotel, or am I sleeping on the floor of the comic shop owner’s filthy apartment?
SM: What is your first conscious impression on a silent windless grove of trees?
AT: I feel like I’m trapped in that “I Heart Huckabees” movie.
SM: My automobile’s driver’s side window is broken, and now cats and hobos come and go as they please. What phrase would you recommend I announce myself with to scatter them in the morning?
AT: Enh…just get the window fixed.
SM: In the middle of the interview, an anecdote is requested.
AT: I just walked out the front door of my girlfriend’s apartment building, and I almost literally ran into Jennifer Connelly.
SM: What’s the closest thing you know of to casting a spell?
AT: Writing vindictive, thinly-veiled “fiction.”
SM: What is one thing you are sure of?
AT: Dr. Ph. Martin’s “Tech” ink is by far the best.
SM: If the animals could speak, to what creature would you listen most?
AT: Stuffed animals.
SM: If you were the devil with an invitation to a party in heaven, what would you wear and how would you act?
AT: Are these Tori Amos lyrics?
SM: Please make a prediction for yourself as to what you’ll be up to in ten years.
AT: I’ll probably be a rich sell-out.