SM: Please create a fantastical creature for you to ride around on, and give it a name befitting it.
MB: A cloud of white Fur named Rajive.
SM: When was the last time you climbed a ladder?
MB: I climbed on my bed to examine my beeping fire detector several times a night for the past two weeks. My neighbor took it down for me yesterday and now it beeps from within a closet.
SM: Please recommend a four-word combination to banish ghosts.
MB: Be gone undead spirit!
SM: What is a circumstance that you’d like to find yourself in?
MB: In a yuppie hippie sustainable living compound/condo that has solar powered cable TV.
SM: Given that a big hypothetical prom is happening next week, whom will you ask to accompany you?
MB: My dog Blossom.
SM: Please describe an activity at which you are not very good, but that you hope to eventually be good at.
MB: Parliamentary debate and/or dealing with hecklers.
SM: Please describe an area of expertise you are willing to feign knowing something about to strangers
MB: Relationships.
SM: What is your first reaction to a roomful of strangers?.
MB: Hopeful panic.
SM: If animals could speak, what animals would you ask for advice, and why?
MB: Any animal on the Pet Psychic on how to get into showbiz.>
SM: What was your last encounter with a lunatic?
MB: The mentally ill surround me from within and without.
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