Interview w/ Visqueen (Rachel Flotard * Ben Hooker * Kim Warnick) • Band

RACHEL’S ANSWERS:

SM: How would you recommend we recognize you in the afterlife?

RF: Look for the puppy and kitten stampede.

SM: Give yourself a name to go by in the land of sleep and dreaming.

RF: Spirit Beetle Rainbow Walker

SM: This moment is really happening. What now?

RF: Put on pants.

SM: What is one thing you know to be true?

RF: Change is the only constant.

SM: In the middle of the interview, an anecdote is requested.

RF: You got time to lean you got time to clean.

SM: If animals could speak, what animals would be the most likely to lie?

RF: White House pets.

SM: What is your first reaction to the sight of an empty intersection in the middle of the night?

RF: Ned Beatty.

SM: If you had to fight a person who was your polar opposite in every respect, how would you fight them?

RF: I’d probably dig a hole, cover it with leaves and set out a Tripe platter.

SM: What song would you like to hear on the day before the day you die?

RF: American Pie or anything by Manheim Steamroller. I wont be pissed about leaving.

SM: What is something you would like to tell strangers but never get the chance to say?

RF: Ben farms a 90 foot mole hair.

BEN’S ANSWERS:

SM: How would you recommend we recognize you in the afterlife?

BH: By watching happy children play and eating meatloaf.yum.

SM: Give yourself a name to go by in the land of sleep and dreaming.

BH: Greg.

SM: This moment is really happening. What now?

BH: Go to costco,get a $1.50 hot dog ,a 36 pack of toilet paper and some radial tires.

SM: What is one thing you know to be true?

BH: I love meatloaf!

SM: In the middle of the interview, an anecdote is requested.

BH: Dude!

SM: If animals could speak, what animals would be the most likely to lie?

BH: Cats, they are only out for themselves.

SM: What is your first reaction to the sight of an empty intersection in the middle of the night?

BH: Because of my catholic upbringing I would stop and wait for oncoming traffic.

SM: If you had to fight a person who was your polar opposite in every respect, how would you fight them?

BH: I would force him to eat meat-loaf, then kick him in the nuts.

SM: What song would you like to hear on the day before the day you die?

BH: Whatever that don mclane(?)song is about driving his chevy to the levy. I’m not sure.

SM: What is something you would like to tell strangers but never get the chance to say?

BH: “Hey, take a deep breath and fuckin calm the shit down”

KIM’S ANSWERS

SM: How would you recommend we recognize you in the afterlife?

KW: Dude, look at the shows. Converse. It would be easy.

SM: Give yourself a name to go by in the land of sleep and dreaming.

KW: Okay, here’s the hard question that is actually going to make me have to think. All I can come up with is “more, please.”

SM: This moment is really happening. What now?

KW: About this moment? Um, probably go home and eat dinner and worry about the rest of my life and how I will afford it. And hopefully have a good time in the meantime.

SM: What is the one thing you know to be true?

KW: That life isn’t forever and you better live it full blast. It sure goes by fast. Do what you love, only.

SM: In the middle of the interview, and anecdote is requested.

KW: Once I was born and I turned into Kim Warnick, quite by accident. The rest is unwritten. I’ll keep you posted.

SM: If animals could speak, what animals would be the likely to lie?

KW: Cats, obviously. They will do anything to get you to feed them, including lying.

SM: What is your first reaction to the sight of an empty intersection in the middle of the night night?

KW: Fly through it at 100 miles an hour!

SM: If you had to fight a person who was your polar opposite in every respect, how would you fight them?

KW: Kill them with a gun!

SM: What song would you like to hear on the day before you die?

KW: “Sugar, sugar” by the Archies. Take me out with something nice is all I ask.

SM: What is something you would like to tell strangers but never get the chance to say?

KW: I’m not mean, I’m nice and would do anything in the world for a friend. Be kind to people.

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