SM: If you were looking for ghosts walking around disguised as men, what would give them away?
NP: Their online personal ads.
SM: If we were to replace your heartbeat with a song, what would you prefer it be?
NP: Something Bhangra.
SM: Where is the most soothing place near you that you can think of?
NP: My sofa, with my cat beside me and sunlight streaming through the window.
SM: How would you recommend we deal with loudmouths and braggarts?
NP: Spay and neuter.
SM: Please indulge us with an anecdote.
NP: My husband dumped me by email.
SM: If you were heard to remark,”It’s alright, I’m here from the future.”, where and when would you likely be?
NP: Here, one milisecond from now.
SM: What would you bring with you if you knew that tomorrow you were going to the most important place you’d ever been?
SM: If your dreams are a type of language, who are you speaking with?
SM: Please describe your style of dancing to someone who has never seen it.
NP: I only dance in private. Really! I’m too inhibited to dance in public.
SM: Please compose a brief poem or haiku on the subject of your choosing.
The fruit the producer supplies
is produced for a market that buys.
When production expands
beyond market demands
then the fruit is produced for the flies.