Stephen King’s It (movie)

August 6, 2010
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I had an upsetting dream about getting my feet stuck in a bag of pistachios last night and then today in the grocery store I got stuck in line behind an elderly woman who smelled like old wet towels. She took twenty minutes to write out a check! On the drive home, my air conditioning [...]

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Hot Tub Time Machine

August 4, 2010
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Isaac Asimov is probably pulling on his sideburns and stamping his feet up in heaven right now. Because he’s mad, I guess? At being out science fictioned, probably. Maybe he’s mad about something else. Maybe there are no robots in heaven. Or maybe it’s all robots in heaven. Robots as far as the eye can [...]

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Red Dead Redemption

August 2, 2010
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I was playing Red Dead Redemption and I was sneaking up on a gang of bandits in a crouched position. I moved very quietly up a hill to get the drop on them from above. I drew my gun to fire on the bandits when my horse stuck his head in from the side of the [...]

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It

July 30, 2010
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The monster in It takes on the form of whatever scares you the most, like the wolfman or the creeping eye or the mummy. Come to think of it, maybe it just takes on the form of whatever scares Shaggy and Scooby-Doo the most. G-g-g-g-ghosts!  I got a Scooby-Doo t-shirt off Threadless and it really [...]

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The Walking Dead Volume 1: Days Gone Bye | Half-Life 2

July 28, 2010
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The Walking Dead Volume 1: Days Gone Bye Finally borrowed a copy of this from my friend Sam. Zombies in Atlanta? Hope André 3000 and Big Boi made it out okay. Id hate to get chomped on by Sir Lucious Left Foot. He’d probably be missing his left foot. I bet I could outrun them [...]

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and there was still time to kill the wizard

July 26, 2010
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Reviews of Movies I Will Never See Avatar: The Last Airbender Huh. Everyone says it’s terrible. But it looks great! Look at that dirt flying around! Like an enormous dog burying a giant bone! Maybe it’s the bones of M. Night Shyamalan’s directing career. And water is whooshing up like the very big dog just [...]

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Party Down | Season Two

July 23, 2010
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Oh, what a surprise. Another awesome beloved cult show has been canceled. I guess the head of programming was too busy inside his refrigerator box fort eating gummy bears and hitting his head with a tree branch over and over to give the show another season. You know what needs to happen is some wealthy [...]

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Doctor Who | Season Five

July 21, 2010
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This is best Doctor Who has ever been. Best companion. Best special effects. Best…Doctor? I think so. Look here- I like Tennant, don’t go foaming at the scarf or anything, I know everybody has their own favorite Doctor Who. It’s just that Matt Smith is clearly the best of the Doctors and if you think [...]

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Inception

July 19, 2010
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A man named Cobb who steals ideas from inside of dreams takes a job where he has to plant an idea instead. So he hires a crew and builds a three layer dream so he can trick a businessman. But his dream wife shows up and keeps interfering with everything. Not the woman of his [...]

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Before Sunrise

July 17, 2010
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Ethan Hawke meets cute French girl Julie Delpy on a train and says hey why don’t you forget whatever French girl stuff you were doing like reading poetry or painting a watercolor of a mime holding a baguette and get off this train with me and we can spend the day hanging out in Vienna. [...]

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