Speaking Of Oils And Lotions: Reviewing The Trailer For “Meeting Evil” With Johnny Carroll
In which Jason is joined by Johnny Carroll for a review of the trailer for Meeting Evil.
J: According to the synopsis, Meeting Evil is about when “depressed suburban family man John Fleton offers to help a stranger with his car and is sucked into a surreal, nightmarish murder spree.” That seems like quite a jump, from emergency roadside assistance to nightmarish murder spree. “Well, the spare tire was flat, so we just started killing people.” If the only thing between you and a murder spree is a can of Fix-A-Flat under the passenger seat, you just might be a murderer. Did anybody else read that in Jeff Foxworthy’s voice? Jeff Foxworthy being one Blue Collar Comedy Tour with Larry the Cable Guy away from a murder spree of his own.
Lurching Purposefully Through The Next Few Frames: Reviewing The Trailer For “The Dark Knight Rises” With Dan Nadolny
In which Jason is joined by Dan Nadolny for a review of the trailer for The Dark Knight Rises.
J: Who does Catwoman think she’s talking to when she tells Batman to “batten down the hatches”? I mean, he is Batman. It is integral to his nature to batten things. That’s the reason he became a crime-fighter in the first place, to batten fear into the hearts of criminals. Although, I’m willing to acknowledge that I may be a little murky on Catwoman’s use of the word “batten”. But I’m 100% certain that by hatches, she means the baby chickens that Bruce Wayne is hatching under a glow lamp in his study at Wayne Manor. Don’t worry, Catwoman, he’s already battened fear into their hearts, because even though they are CuteOverload.com-worthy baby chicks, they are also ruthless criminals.
But Here We Are, Drinking From His Basket: A Review Of The Trailer For “Men in Black III”
In which Jason reviews the trailer for Men in Black III, a time travel movie about the Men in Black’s early years in the 1960s.
I think we can all agree that Will Smith’s time machine in the trailer for Men in Black III is ugly. Like, talking-Nightmare-Before-
