Game Review: Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2

What Is It? An Xbox360 game. It lives on your Xbox. Your claw hand looking spaceship flies around and shoots at or avoids geometric shapes. Take that, actual high school geometry!

Did you know: I failed high school geometry and physics but still managed to read “Surely You’re Joking, Mr. Feynman!” by renowned physicist Richard Feynman.

Is it fun? Yes, unless you hate flying your ass around in a spaceship shooting at pink triangles, blue diamonds, red balloons, purple horseshoes and the leprechauns who pilot them and have inexplicably stolen your cereal.

Rating: Seven Trapezoids

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