The Hunger Games Catching Fire: Meanwhile,The ICEE Bear Goes On ONE OkCupid Date And Five Months Later He’s Engaged!

The Hunger Games Catching Fire: Meanwhile,The ICEE Bear Goes On ONE OkCupid Date And Five Months Later He’s Engaged!

Damn, those Hunger Games cops will draw a gun on anybody. The last time someone was this eager to draw a gun in front of the entire nation to demonstrate their absolute power, Burt Reynolds was hosting Win, Lose or Draw.

What this trailer doesn’t show you is that after pistol-whipping the citizens, the Hunger Games police do the Daft Punk “Around the World” dance up and down the stairs of District 12. Then it cuts to Philip Seymour Hoffman and your boy Donald Sutherland wearing Daft Punk helmets, just nodding their heads.

slush_fwI guess you could say I’m excited about the new Daft Punk album album coming out. Even though I only recognize half the names on the collaborators list. Is “Chilly Gonzales” the Slush Puppie dog?!

Good god, that Slush Puppie dog loves frozen treats. He’s probably doubled over in pain all the time from brain freeze. Maybe that’s how he gets off?? He’s always licking his lips LL Cool J-style whenever he gets his hands on a slushy. He’s slushin’ it and slushin’ it and slushin’ it well.

Not to give the Slush Puppie dog too much of a backstory, but it looks like he’s standing in the kitchen of his lover’s apartment, having just thrown on one of his lover’s old T-shirts (“It smells like you”), and he’s playfully asking his lover if they want to get brunch. Don’t be fooled—brunch is always more slush puppies.

This is why relationships never last for the Slush Puppie dog! Not every meal needs to be fun in a cup.

In theaters November 22nd.

P.S. I ended up googling Chilly Gonzales, and of course he’s a gifted pianist, and not a slush-drink-loving dog in a t-shirt (as far as I know).