Review: Phil Collins Love Life

This review of Phil Collins’s love life is based on two reference sources: Phil Collins’s wikipedia entry, which like the tumultuous surface of our planet is subject to change or deletion, and the song “Doesn’t Anybody Stay Together Anymore” on his album No Jacket Required.
His wikepida entry states that he has been divorced three times. The significance of this is that even after he wrote that song, his British ass still ended up getting a divorce.
Isn’t that sad? That’s like writing a song called “Let’s Stop Stealing Each Other’s Time Machines” and then getting your Time Machine stolen at least twice after that, leaving you stranded in Dinosaur Village.