Dear My Girlfriend,
Despite your insistence that koalas are fearsome creatures with claws that tear and devious minds that live in an undersea lair, I have drawn something closer to what I feel a real koala attack would resemble.
My girlfriend responds,
You think you’re clever, aren’t you?
But what you’ve really drawn is a Koala who lost his left arm and left leg in a fierce battle. As you can see, it doesn’t hinder him from leaping towards the viewer while shouting KOALA ATTACK at the top of his little koala voice. If you were drawing this as a series, the next image would be black—because the viewer would be DEAD.