twitter on 2010-02-08

• 1990′s Ben Affleck was constantly visited by fancy goats because they had heard so much about his “goat tea”. #
• If a Ninja Turtle sees his shadow today, there will be six more weeks of Splinter. #
• Hungover watching Burn Notice and eating ice cream. Might as well wrap my hair in a towel and paint my nails while I’m at it. #
• John Hancock’s “signature move” was actually writing his signature. #
• Cut the skin on my fingers trying to open a tightly capped bottle of Hawaiian Punch. More like Hawaiian Lacerations! #
• I bet if Ice Cube was having a really bad day and then he heard ‘It Was A Good Day’ on the radio it would really get on his nerves. #

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