Scene Missing v 1.0

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April 19, 2010 by Jason Mallory in Scene Missing v 1.0 with 0 Comments

Y'all heard of the guy who plays Wu-Tang songs on his typewriter? Calls himself Old QWERTY Bastard. #
Hey iPhone, just because the audiobook I'm listening to isn't narrated by Steve Jobs, that's no reason to completely remove it arbitrarily. #
I wonder who the first historically funny monkey was. #
You think if you got caught falling asleep on the job in a factory that makes wind-up plastic teeth they'd call it "idle chatter"? #

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Jason Mallory is the editor of Scene Missing Magazine. He also co-hosts the science fiction and pop culture podcast Imperial Trouble. You can find him on Twitter and subscribe to his articles via RSS.

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