Scene Missing v 1.0

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May 3, 2010 by Jason Mallory in Scene Missing v 1.0 with 0 Comments

If Jake Gyllenhaal ever mutates into a giant city-destroying monster, I’ll finally get to yell, “Jake Gyllenhaal will kill us all!” #
Slipped in the shower this morning pretending to walk like a robot. Guess it wasn’t the graceful kind of robot. #
Thought up the “corned onion”. Corn stuffed in a hollowed out onion, deep fried. Wish I had a personal chef who would make it for me. #

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Jason Mallory is the editor of Scene Missing Magazine. He also co-hosts the science fiction and pop culture podcast Imperial Trouble. You can find him on Twitter and subscribe to his articles via RSS.

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