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Like A PayPal Made Of Guns: A Review Of The Trailer For “The Secret Of The Sword”

Like A PayPal Made Of Guns: A Review Of The Trailer For “The Secret Of The Sword”

In which Jason and Chris Alonzo review the trailer for The Secret Of The Sword.

JASON

Hey, Chris.

Did you notice that the world of He-Man and She-Ra seems like a violent, Cormac McCarthyian place? Every character in The Secret Of The Sword seems to be shooting a laser, firing a crossbow, or clanging a sword against something. People seem to literally be firing wildly into the air at all times on Eternia. At one point someone fires a bolt of energy at an unarmed king seated at a dinner table. Is there no cornbread for old kings?!

Imperial Trouble Episode 51: Battle Cat

Imperial Trouble Episode 51: Battle Cat

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Sam and Jason review the classic He-Man episode “Battle Cat”. Other topics include Daytona Beach half shirts, Costco dust, and our first times getting drunk. Jason makes up a musical about Cringer and a game of “tag, tap or pass” is played. Background music: Something Elated by Broke For Free.