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Riddick – Rule The Dark: Vin Diesel Has Also Vowed Not To Achieve Buddhahood Until All Cars Are Fast And Furious

Riddick – Rule The Dark: Vin Diesel Has Also Vowed Not To Achieve Buddhahood Until All Cars Are Fast And Furious

Boy, that Riddick gets into a lot of scrapes, doesn’t he? I almost got into a fight myself the other day.

A guy in an American Apparel tank top and lime green sunglasses yelled, “You can’t park for shit!” at me from his car, then sped off in a cowardly (yet stylish) fashion. How threatening could I have looked? I was holding toilet paper from CVS and an iPad charger I was returning to Verizon. Stand and fight me, American Apparel guy! I will crush your cool shades beneath my Cottonelle!