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Anna Karenina

Anna Karenina

In which Julian Modugno and Jayne O’Connor review the Trailer for Anna Karenina.

JAYNE

Hey Julian.

Well, this is just wonderful. Another romantic period piece centered around a love triangle with Keira Knightley and two attractive men that now look incredibly creepy because of their facial hair. This kind of movie plot only really works if it is set in a period piece with stunning cinematography; if it were set in present day, lets say in a boring Atlanta suburb, no one would care.

But Here We Are, Drinking From His Basket: A Review Of The Trailer For “Men in Black III”

But Here We Are, Drinking From His Basket: A Review Of The Trailer For “Men in Black III”

In which Jason reviews the trailer for Men in Black III, a time travel movie about the Men in Black’s early years in the 1960s.

I think we can all agree that Will Smith’s time machine in the trailer for Men in Black III is ugly. Like, talking-Nightmare-Before-Christmas-Jack Skellingtonkeychain ugly. My grandfather’s diabetes monitor ugly. Jack Skellington’s diabetes monitor ugly. Which, you might be a little late to the party, diabetes, as he is already a skeleton.