Interview w/ Wendi Koontz • Artist/Illustrator
SM: If you were to illustrate a silent windless grove of trees, what would you be sure to include? WK: A pirate. And a honey glazed ham...
SM: When was the last time you were involved in a successful prank? PJ: A lot of my work can be called pranks, though I try to transcend..
SM: If you were to illustrate a silent windless grove of trees, what would you be sure to include? WK: A pirate. And a honey glazed ham...
SM: What joke would you tell the devil at a party in heaven to make him feel more comfortable? JK: Is there anyone gayer than the devil?..
SM: Do you have anything you carry around for good luck? RC: I am not really all that superstitious Oh! yes there is a huge stuffed..
SM: If you were to illustrate a rainy street at night, what would you be sure to add? RG: I’d have to add deer. Out where I live,..
SM: What do you like the best about your paintings? IS: That’s kind of a toughie — how do you answer that without sounding like..
SM: If the world is a place of portals and doors, where do the important doors go? LYL: I would guess that the “important..
SM: If you were to draw a locomotive, what would you be sure to include in the portrait? EF: I wouldn’t attempt a locomotive without..
SM: Please describe the image you would choose If you wore a photograph as a face for a week. GEF: I could never do anything remotely like..
SM: If whoever is guarding the passage from this life to whatever waits afterward asks you who you are, what will you tell them? TB:..
SM: Please design a proper flag to sail over a captured fort, be it made of stone or couch cushions. MC: I believe this is the answer..
SM: Please design a proper flag to sail over a captured fort, be it made of stone or couch cushions. John’s Flag. SM: When was the..
SM: If you took a fifteen minute walk in heaven, what would you bring with you? GC: My polarized Persols, a digital camera and somebody..
SM: What’s your first reaction to a crowded city street? GZ: Right now, my reaction is usually, it’s beginning to look a lot..
SM: Given the global exchange rate, what is still not for sale under any circumstances? BS: My vinyl copy of Electric Light..
SM: When was the last time you went on an unexpected detour? MM: April 4, 2002. It was the first time I hung out with the woman who would..
SM: If we gave you a sackful of money and a pointy hat made of newspaper, how would you spend the rest of the day? CB: Well, I want to be..
SM: If we gave you a sackful of money and a pointy hat made of newspaper, how would you spend the rest of the day? BS: Oh that’s..
SM: What sort of pirate would you be? TB: Hmmm. I’ve never given this any thought. I don’t really know much about pirates, or..
SM: If scarecrows are for scaring crows, what scares the scarecrows? TH: Why, Lions, Tigers and Bears, of course! SM: Barring yourself,..
SM: When was the last time you had on a set of headphones? DR: Election night 2004. SM: What was the last circumstance in which you found..
SM: When was the last time you took a big risk? TM: The last time I took a really big risk was today. I am writing you from a hotel bar in..
SM: Please tell us about the last time you risked your life. GD: Two days ago, by getting in the car to drive into central London. Nothing..
SM: What would we know if we didn’t know trouble? AT: I don’t know…boredom? These are hard questions. Can’t we talk..
SM: When was the last time you looked over your shoulder at something important? RF: Yesterday I looked over my shoulder at a crow who was..
SM: When was the last time you were down on your luck? CA: How about right now? I spent about nine hours last night watching the election..
SM: What do you do to remedy melancholy? MF: Go for long walks in the country. Cook a meal. Read. For really serious cases, I play chess,..
SM: If you were to paint a roomful of ghosts, what would you make sure to include in the portrait? JD: Blue ghosts. I would paint real..
SM: Please recommend a phrase to mutter under one’s breath, moments after running out of bullets, crouched behind a rock, hearing the..
SM: If you were heard to exclaim, “There it is!”, what would you most likely be pointing at? SA: My masculinity. It’s always..
SM: Please describe an impressionable moment from your childhood. DB: My father was watching television when arguing with my mother. He..
SM: Up to this point, what has time done to you? DH: Time has made me humble and hopefully a little wiser. It’s definitely improved..
RACHEL’S ANSWERS: SM: How would you recommend we recognize you in the afterlife? RF: Look for the puppy and kitten stampede. SM: Give..
SM: When was the last time you danced in a public setting? PF: Five minutes ago. I was at the grocery store and the theme from the 1980s TV..
SM: If you were to draw a rocket ship, what would you be sure to include in the portrait? CL: There are two basic types of cartoon..
SM: Please create a fantastical creature for you to ride around on, and give it a name befitting it. MB: A cloud of white Fur named Rajive...
SM: If you were heard to exclaim, “There it is!”, what would you most likely be pointing at? JR: My heterosexuality. SM: What..
SM: If you had to square off against the devil in a competition based on some area of the creative arts (i.e. a fiddle contest), what would..
SM: When was the last time you had on a set of headphones? DK: Ten minutes ago. I was listening to Miles Davis’s “Bitches..
SM: When was the last time you climbed a really high ladder? KT: I climb a 10-footer every couple of weeks or so – I work in a..
SM: What would we know if we didn’t know trouble? MAT: Trouble? I don’t know trouble. Every time I think we’re getting acquainted..
SM: Where are you at in your work right now? HS: The usual place, equidistant between hope and despair. SM: What color would you recommend..
SM: Where are you at in your work right now? CE: Trying to devote equal time to fine art, a picture book, a graphic novel, album art for..
SM: If you woke up one morning to find the citizens in the city where you live had vanished, what album would you like to hear that day?..
SM: When was the last time you went on something you feel comfortable calling an adventure? BO: Last night when I went home tired as shit,..
SM: If you woke up one morning to find the citizens in the city where you live had vanished, what album would you like to hear that day?..
SM: Where are you at in your work right now? JC: Well, I’m doing the cartoons for the different papers I’m in, and I’ve..
SM: Should they pour alcohol on a street-side curb to commemorate your death, what would you prefer they use? FR: Yes, except my homies..
SM: If they had to play a song at your funeral, what would you like the bereaved to hear, and why? MN: Mahler’s 8th Symphony, the..
SM: If you gambled with knowledge instead of money in poker, with the loser forgetting what he knows and the winner learning what the loser..