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As I Lay Dying: Step Up To Free Laundry, Man-Child

As I Lay Dying: Step Up To Free Laundry, Man-Child

In which Jason and Ian Belknap review the trailer for As I Lay Dying.

JASON

Hi, Ian. Can I be honest with you? I’ve never even read As I Lay Dying. So I don’t know who’s going to lay dying in this thing. James Franco, maybe? He seems like he’d be good at laying down and dying.

Oz: The Great and Powerful

Oz: The Great and Powerful

In which Jason and Marc Anthony Thompson of Chocolate Genius, Inc. discuss the trailer for Oz: The Great and Powerful.

JASON

So, as far as the Wicked Witch of the West is concerned, the wide-brimmed pointy black hat, frumpy schoolmarmish dress, and black kicks that look like my 103-year-old great aunt’s prescription shoes isn’t a witch costume, it’s just her regular clothes, right? Unless witches have some kind of uniform. They don’t really seem that organized. I know they have covens and whatnot, but those seem more like the equivalent of garage bands in the witching world. Like, let’s get together in a dank cave and jam out on some spells and stuff. Like our coven on Facebook, etc. There isn’t a federation of witches or anything. Which is why cauldron standards are never consistent.

The Strength Of Seven Harry Connick Jrs.: A Review Of “Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes”
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The Strength Of Seven Harry Connick Jrs.: A Review Of “Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes”

James Franco steals a super-smart baby chimp from his lab! He takes the chimp out to a state park for the first time and the chimp holds his hand out and looks down. James Franco takes this to mean the chimp is taking a submissive pose and asking for permission to climb the trees, but actually it is customary to tip your monkey when you bring him to the woods for the first time.