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Man of Steel: I Hope Superman’s Friends Don’t Know Which Direction To Point At The Fortress Of Solitude

Man of Steel: I Hope Superman’s Friends Don’t Know Which Direction To Point At The Fortress Of Solitude

I’m glad there’s another Man of Steel trailer, because the studios need to drum up some interest in this obscure indie gem about a little-known comic book character. “Man of Steel? Is that a sequel to Steel, the critical darling for which Shaq was awarded the Palme d’Or at Cannes, in recognition of his portrayal of both Iron Man and Thor at the same time, except he could also use his big-ass hammer as a gun?” (Come to think of it, who wouldn’t pay good money to see that? Get cracking, Hollywood! And make sure you spell my name right on the royalty checks, please.)

Man of Steel: Sometimes I Call My Dog Sweet Pea, But She’s Not On Superman’s Level Either

Man of Steel: Sometimes I Call My Dog Sweet Pea, But She’s Not On Superman’s Level Either

Why do people who abandon babies on doorsteps always leave them in such nice baskets? You’re already abandoning a baby, why go to the trouble of getting a nice wicker basket? Just put the baby in the Bed Bath & Beyond bag the basket came in! Now you’re baby-free and you’ve got a great basket.