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Jesus Won’t Mind If I Set You Ablaze: “Mortal Kombat” And My First Taste Of Moonshine

Jesus Won’t Mind If I Set You Ablaze: “Mortal Kombat” And My First Taste Of Moonshine

Lizzie Lee Johnson woke up with the sun, same as she had every day for 82 years. When she realized she wasn’t dreaming anymore, she spent a few minutes talking to Jesus, asking him to take care of her family and thanking him for another day above ground. She got out of bed and combed her hair. She dressed quickly in yesterday’s clothes: a floral print long sleeve top, polyester slacks, and a pair of white Keds.

She looked the same every day.

Asexual European, Often Blue: A Review Of The Trailer For “The Smurfs: The Legend Of Smurfy Hollow”

Asexual European, Often Blue: A Review Of The Trailer For “The Smurfs: The Legend Of Smurfy Hollow”

I was just about to leave the party when Papa Smurf showed up with Smurfette and a Mason jar. Not that it wasn’t a nice party. Or a nice house. But, I had already done the tour twice and had already heard about how there wasn’t very much built-in lighting.