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Fatality Moves For Beginners: Mortal Kombat At The YMCA

Fatality Moves For Beginners: Mortal Kombat At The YMCA

Derek had never seemed to really notice me before, even though we were in physical science class together. Of course, there was probably a lot about middle school to which Derek hadn’t paid much attention, since he was supposed to have been a couple grades ahead of the rest of us. But everybody knew him. He was the school badass.

The only kid in 8th grade with his license, he was busted the first day he drove to school for having a katana in his back seat. Derek claimed he didn’t mean to bring the sword to school: that he had just forgotten to take it out. This, of course, suggested that in the place where some might casually toss an ice scraper or road atlas, he normally kept a goddamn ninja sword.

Jesus Won’t Mind If I Set You Ablaze: “Mortal Kombat” And My First Taste Of Moonshine

Jesus Won’t Mind If I Set You Ablaze: “Mortal Kombat” And My First Taste Of Moonshine

Lizzie Lee Johnson woke up with the sun, same as she had every day for 82 years. When she realized she wasn’t dreaming anymore, she spent a few minutes talking to Jesus, asking him to take care of her family and thanking him for another day above ground. She got out of bed and combed her hair. She dressed quickly in yesterday’s clothes: a floral print long sleeve top, polyester slacks, and a pair of white Keds.

She looked the same every day.