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Anna Karenina

Anna Karenina

In which Julian Modugno and Jayne O’Connor review the Trailer for Anna Karenina.

JAYNE

Hey Julian.

Well, this is just wonderful. Another romantic period piece centered around a love triangle with Keira Knightley and two attractive men that now look incredibly creepy because of their facial hair. This kind of movie plot only really works if it is set in a period piece with stunning cinematography; if it were set in present day, lets say in a boring Atlanta suburb, no one would care.

The Great Gatsby

The Great Gatsby

In which Jason and comedian River Clegg review the trailer for The Great Gatsby.  

JASON

Hi, River. Welcome to this review of the trailer for The Great Gatsby. I hope Gatsby isn’t a fireworks baron, or confetti magnate, or comically-oversized-novelty-champagne bottle tycoon, because otherwise he’s definitely getting high on his own supply. His supply of absinthe soaked confetti, presumably. How exactly would that work? Is he eating the confetti, catching it on his tongue like a snowflake?