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Thor The Dark World: Angela Lansbury Could Have Solved Twice As Many Murders If She’d Been Drinking Four Loko

Thor The Dark World: Angela Lansbury Could Have Solved Twice As Many Murders If She’d Been Drinking Four Loko

Last week during our vacation, my girlfriend looked over at a woman feeding seagulls on the beach and said, “Look at that bitch feeding the seagulls.” My girlfriend doesn’t normally go around calling women bitches, but this lady was definitely causing a seagull problem vis-à-vis feeding them in a bitchy fashion.

Next thing you know, every begging-ass seagull on Panama City Beach shows up wings a-flappin’ bothering all the sunbathers. Then this old woman walks off smiling like she was doing everybody a favor. Great job, Angela Lansbury. Seagull, She Wrote!