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Are You A Reindeer? Living Out My Sci-fi Mall Fantasy In Woolworth’s

Are You A Reindeer? Living Out My Sci-fi Mall Fantasy In Woolworth’s

“I think you boys need to leave.”

The man in the flannel shirt and baseball hat gave Luther Jr. and me a look that was somewhere between rehearsed menace and weary resignation with a touch of genuine perplexion thrown in. I really didn’t know what the guy’s problem was. I mean, yes, I had just asked another shopper if she was a reindeer, but I didn’t see how that was any of his business.

Trapped In The Belly Of A Whale: An Impassioned Plea From A Hologram Tupac In An Alternate Dimension

Trapped In The Belly Of A Whale: An Impassioned Plea From A Hologram Tupac In An Alternate Dimension

People of Coachella. It’s me. Hologram Tupac. I know the last thing that people want to see at a festival is an artificial intelligence beg for his life, unless you’re at a Blade Runner convention, or a RealDoll engineers’ company picnic that has gone south.